A while back I read an interview with Cory Doctorow in The New Yorker and the whole thing is a great read, and towards the end of it Doctorow was asked about how he manages his workload and he mentioned the book Getting Things Done by David Allen. He didn't just mention it, he described the book as “life-changing”. Doctorow cranks out a lot of quality writing all the time in between everything else he does so I figured whatever he has to say about that, I ought to pay attention to. And, not only that, whether you like Doctorow or not, he does all this stuff his way. These days, he's most known for coining the term enshittification and standing up to it. The man is a literal bullshit detector, so if he's describing a book in a genre that's 99% bullshit as “life-changing” I should probably read the thing.

So anyways, I read the book shortly after, and I'd describe it as life-changing too, to the point that here I am writing about it four years later because I still revisit parts of it every now and then. The audiobook too. I can't get too into the specifics because that would be a lot to get into. I get different things out of that book at different times depending on what I'm dealing with but if I had to pick one, it's that I'm better able to get the stuff that's on my mind someplace else where I can refer to it or deal with it. Obviously, the best way to get something off my mind is to deal with it, but what about the things I can't deal with, or at least can't deal with right now? The book was helpful with that, and with prioritizing those things, and deciding what goes where systematically, so I don't have that stuff on my mind. I'm freed up to think about other things with the confidence that everything that needs dealing with, or just to be filed somewhere is someplace safe.

I recall Cal Newport, another author in the productivity genre criticizing the systems in there as having too many steps, but Allen even says in the book to tailor this stuff so that it works for you. It isn't that anything in the book is too detailed or too much, it's that Allen's intention, at least to me, was to not leave anything out that might apply to anyone's given situation. There's room for criticism of anything, but that's a ridiculous criticism. Like, you're gonna criticize a productivity book for being too detailed about how to organize all your shit? Come on.

My only criticism is the corny turns of phrase here and there throughout the book that give a wink to the professional managerial class, but, I get it. That stuff is there because it's supposed to be, and as corny as it is to me, I'm not the only one reading this thing.

When I was reading it after that Doctorow interview, I mentioned it to someone at work and he was like “Oh I heard of that, (Howard) Stern's into that book.” There's another one, whether you like Stern or not, there's another perfect example of someone with a lot on their plate at all times that they have to keep organized otherwise they'd go nuts.

If you already have it all figured out, terrific. If not, I found the book helpful and maybe you might too.

“Pleasure is not binary. It exists alongside fear, sadness, and politics. That is the history of Queer pleasure. We tend to tell one side of our history—of riots and martyrs—but ignore how much sex is a root of that liberation. The folks who judge and police another consenting adult's pleasure are just policing their own. For the past decade, we have experienced a massive paradigm shift through tools unimaginable to our ancestors: PrEP, HIV undetectability, DoxyPEP, vaccines, GPS apps. Our history is full of Queers who lament eras they missed out on. Stop arresting your own development and abolish the cop in your head, beloved. We are in a sexual revolution—act accordingly.“

— Leo Herrera, (analog) CRUISING, pp. 134-135

GOSPEL OF THE WEED — PROPHET IN THE WASTE

Hear me. For there is no one else left to hear.

Observe, says the wind. Light breaks because it must. Truth stands because it cannot kneel.

The hidden burns. The ordinary is stripped to its ribs. The fallow hums with buried fire.

Neglect speaks in the tongue of stones. Testimony rises from what the world forgot.

Thus it is written: Perception rules the mind. Absence rules the soul.

The seen commands thought. The unseen shapes being. This is the law beneath all other laws.

Light orders. Darkness reveals. Both are teachers. Neither is kind.

Absence is a flame without smoke. Fallow is a promise without mercy.

And on that ground — the ground no one claims — the weed rises.

Not chosen. Not wanted. Not killed.

I am that weed. I speak because silence is a tyrant. I endure because the waste has no use for the fragile.

Boredom empties the vessel. Silence lifts the veil. Testimony climbs the spine like heat.

I’m ok. You’re ok. These are not comforts. These are survival rites.

Roots hold. Soul opens. Truth enters like a blade of light.

And in the end — when the wind has taken everything but the voice — Communion reveals truth.

Thus speaks the weed. Thus stands the prophet. Thus endures the waste.

聽過太多「妳太瘦了多吃一點」這種話，特別是長輩們，一直在那邊，太瘦多吃一點，不然就是年輕人多吃一點.... 從以前到現在我只要換一個環境，到新的公司，出席聚會，只要是一個新環境，就一定會有人說：妳好瘦、妳太瘦了多吃一點；或者尾牙結束後，大家就要我把食物打包，因為你太瘦了！

雖然我知道沒惡意，但你沒看到我已經吃撐了嗎？吃多了是我腸胃不舒服也不是你，真的別再說這種話了，不管是胖瘦吃多吃少，關你什麼事啊？💢

但我也只是心底抱怨，不敢這麼回。其實我只是想說，不管胖瘦，自己開心就好，健康才最重要的，這樣不就好了嗎？

- 想到還有一種『妳太瘦了』：

試衣服的時候店員說妳太瘦了所以撐不起來，好吧、、、

我知道妳的意思了：『妳太平了所以撐不起來。』

#自訴

J Is both more photogenic Than me, but also worse at taking photos. It sucks because I look at these really nice photos of her I take and then I look at the photos of me and I kind of hate them, and I feel fat and gross and I feel insecure. And it’s weird because on one hand I’m like I don’t care if I gain weight because anyway that’s kind of attractive in its own way and I get to be strong, but when I see like my chin I feel bad.

Today was a great day. I spent it with my lovely dog, who is doing so well today after the procedure yesterday. I started by going to the grocery store and getting all of her favorite foods (including the forbidden ones, as she only has days left). I came home and my brother was on a relaxing, little walk with her. She is back to herself a bit and even regained her appetite. I had so much fun with her! We could not do anything too strenuous, but just spending time near her is the most precious ever. I took her with me last night to pick up my brother from the airport, so she was pretty tired this morning, and we let her sleep in and take it easy.

While the day was lovely overall, I did have to pick up my nephew from daycare because he had a fever and my sister-in-law and brother were at work at the time. It worked out beautifully because he got extra time with my dog, and had a nice surprise with his uncle visiting from out of town.

After dinner, we took her back to her favorite place ever and shared our most treasured memories with her. She ran around chasing geese and greeting people at the lake. It felt very serendipitous, we just happened to see all kinds of animals on our way home – a skunk, deer, raccoon, cat… it almost felt like they all came to say goodbye to her.

I still don’t feel ready, but does anyone ever feel ready? Ironically, I feel very blessed and grateful to be able to be home watching her and spending precious time before she crosses over.

I could not help but think of Taylor Swift’s song The Best Day today. I know it is about her mom, but I think that song will forever remind me of this week with my dog. I don't know how I'll feel tomorrow, or next week, or next month. But today, with her, was the best day.

Thank you for your message. I am currently out of office with no set return date. I will get back to you when the time is right.

Part 1

I woke up dreading the day. I wish this day had never come and I am in denial that it is here. It is all starting out like normal, except that she can no longer get up to go potty and no longer wants to eat anything. I am devastated but she looks so uncomfortable. Where did the years go? I was so sure we had a few more left together.

Part 2

A very unexpected turn of events. I decided to take her to an ER an hour away to get a procedure called pericardiocentesis to hopefully get a few more days with her. It was a whirlwind of a day and I have not been able to keep up with regular life or even worry about my situation for one second. My brother is very close to her and he is flying in tonight last minute to get some face time with her as well.

The procedure went well. The doctor drained 500 ml out of her heart sac. The prognosis is very poor, but I can at least better prepare for her passing. She is the absolute greatest and no amount of preparedness will ever get me ready. We will just take it day by day, or in her case, hour by hour.

Thank you for your message. I am currently out of office with no set return date. I will get back to you when the time is right.

I discovered the Cranberries in high school, through a TV programme covering the Billboard charts. The moment Dolores O'Riordan's voice came through the speakers, it lodged itself in my ear and refused to leave. That unmistakable trembling lilt, the reverb-drenched guitars, a sound that was at once fragile and fierce. For the teenage version of me, the Cranberries were simply the best thing there was.

Years later, as an adult, a song came on the radio. Reverb-laden guitars, a voice with a rolling, melismatic quality, harmonies coiling around each other — it sounded so much like the Cranberries that I genuinely thought I was mistaken about what I was hearing. But it wasn't the Cranberries. It was a band called Cocteau Twins, who had arrived at that same sound a full decade earlier.

My favorite song of Cramberries

“The Sound of Dreams,” Born on the Industrial Fringes of Scotland

Cocteau Twins were a Scottish rock band active from 1979 to 1997. They formed in Grangemouth, an industrial town in central Scotland — a place guitarist Robin Guthrie once described to Billboard as “like Elizabeth, New Jersey: a great chemical-refining works that's not at all picturesque.” It was from that grey, unglamorous setting that a group of young people began making music as if trying to escape it.

The band was founded by Robin Guthrie (guitar, drum machine) and Will Heggie (bass), with Elizabeth Fraser joining on vocals in 1981. In 1983, multi-instrumentalist Simon Raymonde replaced Heggie, completing the lineup the band is best known for.

Fraser's arrival in the group was almost accidental. Guthrie and Heggie spotted her dancing at a local club and asked if she could sing. She was seventeen years old and had never thought of herself as a singer.

The sound at the heart of the band grew out of Guthrie's unconventional relationship with the guitar. Trained as an electrician with a natural fascination for electronics, he began running his guitar through fuzz boxes and effects pedals in search of something no one had made before. Because he had never learned to play conventionally, his experiments took him in directions that no one else would have thought to try. Layering chorus, flanger and delay units into dense, interlocking textures, he arrived at the ethereal sound that would define the band.

Guthrie described his ambition in his own words: “The aim was to make music with punk's energy but more finesse and beauty, and that shiny, Phil Spector sound. I was trying to make my guitar sound like I could play it, so I was influenced by guitarists who made beautiful noise, like The Pop Group or Rowland S. Howard.”

Then there was Fraser's voice. She prioritised the transcendent quality of sound over lyrical meaning, saying: “The words don't have any meaning at all until I sing them. I did it so I could sing something.” Her vocals were in English and yet somehow defied comprehension, bypassing the mind entirely and arriving directly at emotion. This approach — sometimes called glossolalia — became the defining characteristic that set Cocteau Twins apart from every other band.

In 1982 the band signed to the London independent label 4AD and released their debut album, Garlands. They went on to pioneer the dream pop subgenre and helped define what would later become known as shoegaze.

Between the Charts and the Underground

Cocteau Twins occupied a peculiar position in the music world — one that commercial statistics alone cannot explain.

On the UK Albums Chart, their trajectory was one of steady ascent: Treasure (1984) peaked at number 29, Victorialand (1986) at number 10, Blue Bell Knoll (1988) at number 15, and Heaven or Las Vegas (1990) — their most celebrated album — reached number 7.

Yet in the United States, even Heaven or Las Vegas peaked at only number 99 on the Billboard 200. Icons of the British indie scene, yet virtually unknown in America — this double status was the curious hallmark of Cocteau Twins.

And yet their musical gravity was quietly pulling in some of the biggest names in the world. Madonna was said to “love” both the band and Fraser, and Prince sought to sign them to his own record label. Great musicians were drawn to them in silence.

A Chain of Inspiration: The Musicians Who Loved Cocteau Twins

The list of artists who have publicly cited Cocteau Twins as an influence is remarkable in its breadth: Björk, Imogen Heap, M83, Annie Lennox, Lana Del Rey, Tori Amos, Slowdive, Ride, Prince, The Weeknd, Massive Attack, The Sundays, My Bloody Valentine, Radiohead, Deftones, and Reggie Watts — all have spoken of the profound impact that Cocteau Twins, and Elizabeth Fraser's voice in particular, had on their music.

Among the most striking testimonies: The Cure's Robert Smith called Treasure “the most romantic sound I'd ever heard,” and the fingerprints of that album's guitar sound can clearly be heard on The Cure's landmark record Disintegration.

Slowdive guitarist Christian Savill recalled the first time he heard “Pearly-Dewdrops' Drops”: “The vocals and words were unlike anything I'd ever heard, and the guitars seemed huge and mysterious.” Ride bassist Steve Queralt was equally direct: “For me, Cocteau Twins recorded some of the greatest sounds ever committed to tape. It's Robin's shimmering guitars that set the blueprint for bands like us — and that's surely where it all began for shoegaze.”

In the world of post-rock, Explosions in the Sky's Chris Hrasky cited Cocteau Twins as part of the DNA of their sound. Simon Raymonde was so taken with the band that he eventually signed them to his own label, Bella Union, for their landmark 2003 album The Earth Is Not a Cold Dead Place.

The Shadow Lineage: Cocteau Twins and the Cranberries

Let me return to where this began. The instinct I had when I heard that song on the radio — that it sounded like the Cranberries — turns out to be a matter of broad critical consensus.

Central to that lineage is a band who sit precisely between Cocteau Twins and the Cranberries: The Sundays. Formed in 1988 when vocalist Harriet Wheeler and guitarist David Gavurin met at the University of Bristol, this English quartet caused an immediate sensation. Their debut single “Can't Be Sure” prompted Melody Maker's reviewer to declare them “the best thing I've ever heard,” sparking a label bidding war almost immediately. Their 1990 debut album Reading, Writing and Arithmetic reached number 4 on the UK Albums Chart. Their sound — blending the ethereal textures of Cocteau Twins with the jangly guitar melodicism of The Smiths, anchored by Wheeler's crystalline voice — led critics to describe them repeatedly as a band carrying the genetic imprint of both. They released three albums before falling silent after 1997, but their music endures as a cornerstone of dream pop.

In the 1990s, Rolling Stone wrote about the Cranberries: “They sound an awful lot like The Sundays, who, in turn, strongly resemble the Cocteau Twins. What they have done with that aesthetic, however, is make it their own.”

Neither Dolores O'Riordan nor guitarist Noel Hogan explicitly acknowledged the Cocteau Twins as an influence. When Noel was confronted with comparisons, he tended to deflect: “If we sound like other bands, that's coincidence.” In interview after interview, Hogan named Johnny Marr and The Cure as his primary guitar influences — never Robin Guthrie. And yet the music they made so clearly transplanted the dream pop aesthetic that Cocteau Twins had spent a decade building, rooting it in Irish soil.

Sound on Sound described the Cranberries as a band who “followed in the footsteps of The Sundays — themselves shaped by Cocteau Twins — to rise quickly to fame in the early 1990s with their evocative dream pop.” The influence runs in one direction only: Cocteau Twins → The Sundays → the Cranberries.

Salon's music criticism went even further: the Cranberries track “The Icicle Melts,” from their album No Need to Argue, was identified as a direct homage to Cocteau Twins — whether or not Dolores intended it consciously, that lineage ran all the way down to the title.

How Cocteau Twins Regarded Their Followers

Guthrie had complicated feelings about the many bands who followed in his wake.

In an interview with Drowned in Sound, he said: “I find it hard to have respect for artists who only look back. They're constantly trying to recreate something that happened 20 or 30 years ago. If I said we were going to reform the Cocteau Twins tomorrow, everyone would think it was great. I don't get that.”

Elsewhere he pushed back against being grouped with the shoegaze movement: “The Cocteau Twins often get compared to bands from the shoegaze movement, but we were never part of that. I was really pushing the electronic idea. I wasn't just happy to put my guitar through one effects pedal — I'd put it through loads. That was my idea, and I wanted to take it further and further.”

The band's official website puts it this way: “Others have tried to reproduce or capture their sound, with limited success. The few artists who have succeeded sound mostly unlike them, but have managed to convey an essence — inspiration without imitation. Think Beach House, Goldfrapp, Sigur Rós, or M83. Cocteau Twins were a foundational influence for whole categories of music, notably dream pop and shoegaze.”

Commercial Success vs. Musical Influence

The Cranberries achieved commercial success on a scale that Cocteau Twins could never have imagined. Their debut album sold tens of millions of copies worldwide. “Zombie,” “Linger,” and “Dreams” are songs that have outlasted generations. By comparison, Heaven or Las Vegas — Cocteau Twins' biggest record — sold 235,000 copies in the UK by 1996. The difference is not merely significant; it is categorical.

And yet when it comes to musical influence, the picture reverses entirely. The aesthetic of reverb and layered effects that Cocteau Twins built — an approach to texture, atmosphere and the voice as instrument — is written into the DNA of an enormous body of music in the twenty-first century: dream pop, shoegaze, indie folk, ambient R&B and much more. That the Cranberries could sound the way they did was only possible because Cocteau Twins had spent a decade establishing that aesthetic.

Slowdive's Neil Halstead captured this precisely: “I've heard plenty of tracks that mimic the Cocteaus' sound and vocal style, but fail to include their beautifully constructed chord progressions, key changes and melodic hooks. The voice, the guitars, the songs — they aren't just simple blocks you can co-opt or fit together to recreate the whole. Each element is huge and deep and unique in and of itself. Many of us try and borrow a hint of one or two facets, but we're really only scratching at the surface.”

The Cranberries' success is unquestionably great. But if you ask where the music came from — who built the house that the Cranberries moved into — the answer points to Cocteau Twins. And the blueprint for that house is still being followed everywhere.

A Beauty That Has Not Faded in Forty Years

The official Cocteau Twins website contains a quietly remarkable observation: “It is a testament to the timelessness of their sound and production quality that many new fans don't even know that the story actually started in 1979.”

That, to me, is the highest possible compliment. Music that people hear today and assume was made recently. Music that carries no timestamp. Cocteau Twins' albums, more than forty years on, are still that kind of music.

Robin Guthrie, in a rare reflective moment, said of his former bandmate: “I would record with Liz again in a heartbeat. But at least I worked with the world's best singer.”

In high school, the Cranberries were the door I walked through into dream pop. But it was Cocteau Twins, arriving on the radio years later, that showed me just how deep and beautiful and timeless the world on the other side of that door really was.

高校生の頃、クランベリーズと出会った。Billboardチャートを紹介するテレビ番組で流れてきたドロレス・オライオーダンの声は、聴いた瞬間から耳に貼りついて離れなかった。あの独特の震え声、リバーブがかかったギター、儚さと力強さが共存するサウンド。当時の自分にとって、クランベリーズは「これ以上ないもの」だった。

大人になってからのある日、ラジオから一曲が流れてきた。リバーブのかかったギター、こぶしをまわすような歌声、重なり合うコーラス──あまりにもクランベリーズに似ていて、思わず耳を疑った。しかしそれはクランベリーズではなかった。コクトー・ツインズ（Cocteau Twins）という、クランベリーズより10年も前に同じ音を作り上げていたバンドだった。

私がクランベリーズにハマるきっかけになった最も好きな曲

スコットランドの辺境から生まれた「夢の音」

コクトー・ツインズは1979年から1997年にかけて活動したスコットランドのロック・バンドだ。結成の地は、スコットランド中部の工業都市グランジマウス──ロビン・ガスリーが後年Billboardのインタビューで「グランジマウスはニュージャージー州エリザベスのようなもので、化学精製工場があるだけで全く風光明媚ではない」と語ったほどの場所だった。その灰色の町から、20代前半の若者たちが逃げ出すように音楽を始めた。

バンドはロビン・ガスリー（ギター、ドラムマシン）とウィル・ヘギー（ベース）によって結成され、1981年にエリザベス・フレイザー（ボーカル）が加入した。1983年にはヘギーに代わりマルチ奏者のサイモン・レイモンドが参加し、もっとも知られるラインナップが完成した。

フレイザーがバンドに加わった経緯は偶然に近い。ガスリーとヘギーが地元のディスコで踊っている彼女を見かけ、歌えるかもしれないとバンドに誘ったのだ。当時彼女は17歳で、自分が歌手だとは思っていなかった。

音の核心を生み出したのはガスリーの「ギターへの無知」だった。電気技師としての訓練を受け、エレクトロニクスへの興味を持っていたガスリーは、ギターにファズボックスやエフェクト・ペダルを通して独自の音を探り始めた。従来の奏法が身についていなかったぶん、彼の試行錯誤は誰も思いつかない方向へ転がった。コーラス、フランジャー、ディレイ・ユニットを重ね合わせた密な音の層が、バンド特有のエーテリアルなサウンドを生み出した。

ガスリー自身はその狙いをこう語っている。「パンクのエネルギーを持ちながら、もっと繊細で美しい音楽を作りたかった。フィル・スペクターの輝くようなサウンド。自分がちゃんと弾けるように聴こえるギターを作りたくて、The Pop GroupやRowland S. Howardのような美しいノイズを作るギタリストに影響を受けた。」

そしてフレイザーのボーカル。彼女は声の超越的な音を歌詞の意味よりも優先させ、「言葉は歌うまでまったく意味を持たない。歌うために歌った」と語っている。彼女の歌声は英語なのに解読不能に聴こえ、言語の意味を超えて情動に直接触れてくるものだった。このスタイルは「グロッソラリア（異言歌唱）」と呼ばれ、コクトー・ツインズをほかのすべてのバンドから区別する最大の特徴となった。

バンドは1982年にレーベル4ADと契約し、デビュー・アルバム『Garlands』をリリース。バンドはドリーム・ポップという1980年代のオルタナティブ・サブジャンルを切り開き、後のシューゲイザーを定義づける存在となった。

チャートと「アンダーグラウンド」のあいだで

コクトー・ツインズのキャリアは、商業的な数字だけでは語れない矛盾を抱えていた。

UKアルバム・チャートで見ると、1984年発表の『Treasure』は最高29位、1986年の『Victorialand』は10位、1988年の『Blue Bell Knoll』は15位、そして最大のヒット作となった1990年の『Heaven or Las Vegas』は最高7位を記録した。

しかし同時期の米Billboardでは、最高傑作と名高い『Heaven or Las Vegas』ですら最高99位にとどまった。イギリスのインディー・シーンではアイコン的な存在でありながら、アメリカではほぼ無名という二重の地位。これがコクトー・ツインズの特異な立ち位置だった。

批評家たちは「クランベリーズやEnyaのような、エーテリアルなサウンドを探求するミュージシャンたちに影響を与えたアンダーグラウンドの重鎮」として彼らを評価したが、彼らは商業的な主流からは常に少し距離を置いていた。

それでも彼らの音楽的な磁場は確実に拡大していた。Madonnaはコクトーツインズとフレイザーを「愛している」と公言し、プリンスはバンドを自身のレーベルに迎えようとした。偉大なミュージシャンたちが静かに傾倒していたのだ。

「インスピレーション」の連鎖 ── コクトー・ツインズを愛するミュージシャンたち

コクトー・ツインズの影響を公言しているミュージシャンの顔ぶれは圧倒的だ。ビョーク、イモジェン・ヒープ、M83、アニー・レノックス、ラナ・デル・レイ、トーリ・エイモス、スローダイブ、ライド、プリンス、The Weeknd、マッシヴ・アタック、The Sundays、マイ・ブラッディ・ヴァレンタイン、レディオヘッド、デフトーンズ、レジー・ワッツ──いずれもコクトー・ツインズ、とりわけエリザベス・フレイザーの声が自分の音楽に深い影響を与えたと語っている。

なかでも注目すべき証言がある。キュアーのロバート・スミスはコクトー・ツインズのアルバム『Treasure』を「これまで聞いた中で最もロマンティックな音」と称え、その後リリースされたキュアーの名盤『Disintegration』にはトレジャーのギター・サウンドの影が色濃く残っている。

シューゲイザーの雄スローダイブのギタリスト、クリスチャン・サヴィルは「ピアリー・デュードロップス・ドロップス」を初めて聴いたときのことをこう語る。「そのボーカルと言葉は、今まで聴いたことのないものでした。ギターは巨大で神秘的だった。」同じくライドのベーシスト、スティーヴ・クァーラルトは「コクトー・ツインズはテープに記録されたもっとも素晴らしい音楽のいくつかを残した。ロビンのきらめくギターこそがシューゲイザーというジャンルのすべての始まりだ」と証言している。

ポストロックの世界でも影響は大きく、Explosions in the Skyのクリス・フラスキーはコクトー・ツインズがバンドのポストロックのDNAの一部だと語っている。後日、シモン・レイモンドはExplodions in the Skyに惚れ込み、自身のレーベルBella UnionでUK盤をリリースするほどになった。

クランベリーズとコクトー・ツインズ ── 影の系譜

冒頭の体験に立ち返ろう。私がラジオで感じた「クランベリーズに似ている」という直感は、音楽評論の世界では共通認識だった。

その連鎖を語るうえで欠かせないのが、コクトーツインズとクランベリーズのあいだに位置するThe Sundaysというバンドだ。1988年にブリストル大学でハリエット・ウィーラー（ボーカル）とデヴィッド・ガヴリン（ギター）が出会い結成されたこのイングランドの4人組は、翌1989年にシングル「Can't Be Sure」でデビューするや、英音楽誌メロディー・メーカーの批評家に「今まで聴いた中で最高のもの」と評され、レーベルの争奪戦が起きるほどの衝撃を与えた。1990年にリリースされたデビュー・アルバム『Reading, Writing and Arithmetic』はUKアルバム・チャートで4位を記録した。コクトーツインズのエーテリアルなサウンドとThe Smithsのジャングリーなギターを融合させたようなサウンド、そしてウィーラーの透き通った歌声は、批評家からたびたび「コクトーツインズとThe Smithsの遺伝子を受け継いだバンド」と形容された。彼らは3枚のアルバムを残したのち1997年以降は沈黙を保っているが、その音楽は今もドリーム・ポップの古典として愛聴されている。

1990年代のローリング・ストーン誌はクランベリーズについてこう書いている。「彼らはThe Sundaysに非常によく似ており、The Sundaysはコクトーツインズに強く似ている。彼らが成し遂げたのは、その審美性を自分たちのものにしたことだ。」

ドロレスとギタリストのノエル・ホーガン自身は、コクトー・ツインズからの影響を明確に語ってはいない。むしろノエルはコクトー・ツインズとの類似性を指摘されると「もし他のバンドに似ているとしたら、それは偶然だ」と答えていた。しかし彼らの音楽が、コクトー・ツインズが10年かけて作り上げたドリーム・ポップの美学をアイルランドの土壌に植え直したものであることは、誰の耳にも明らかだ。

Sound On Sound誌はクランベリーズを「コクトーツインズの影響を受けたThe Sundaysの足跡をたどり、1990年代初頭にエヴォケイティブなドリーム・ポップで急速に名声を高めた」バンドと評している。つまりコクトーツインズ→The Sundays→クランベリーズという一方向の影響の連鎖だ。

また、Salon誌の評論は「クランベリーズのアルバム『No Need To Argue』に収録された”The Icicle Melts”はコクトー・ツインズへのオマージュだ」と指摘している。ドロレス本人が意図したかどうかにかかわらず、その血脈は曲のタイトルにまで及んでいた。

コクトー・ツインズは「フォロワー」をどう見ていたか

自分たちの音楽が多くのバンドに模倣されることについて、ガスリーは複雑な感情を持っていた。

ドラウンド・イン・サウンド誌のインタビューでガスリーはこう語った。「自分を真似しようとしているバンドがいるのは分かる。でもそれは、新しいものを作ることへの敬意ではなくなっているんだ。コクトー・ツインズを明日再結成すると言えば誰もがすごいと思うだろうけど、私が今作っているものについてはほぼ無視されている。それが理解できない。」

また別のインタビューでは、「コクトー・ツインズはよくシューゲイザー・ムーブメントのバンドと比較されるが、私たちはそのシーンの一部ではなかった。私はエレクトロニクスのアイデアを押し進めていた。ギターを普通のエフェクター一個に通すのではなく、何個も重ねた。それが自分のアイデアで、それをどこまでも追求したかったんだ」と語っている。

一方でコクトー・ツインズの公式サイトは「他の人々がその音を再現しようと試みてきたが、成功したのはごくわずかだ。成功したアーティストたちはむしろ彼らとは似ていない──ただ何かエッセンスを受け取り、模倣でなくインスピレーションとして昇華した（Beach House、Goldfrapp、Sigur Rós、M83など）。コクトー・ツインズはドリーム・ポップとシューゲイザーというジャンル全体の基盤となった」と記している。

商業的成功 vs. 音楽的影響力

クランベリーズはコクトー・ツインズとは比較にならないほどの商業的成功を収めた。デビュー・アルバム『Everybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?』だけで全世界数千万枚を売り上げ、「Zombie」「Linger」「Dreams」は世代を超えて口ずさまれている。コクトー・ツインズの最大のヒット作『Heaven or Las Vegas』が英国で23万5000枚を売ったのと桁が違う。

しかし音楽的な影響力という観点では、話が逆転する。

コクトー・ツインズが作り上げたリバーブとエフェクトの美学は、ドリーム・ポップ、シューゲイザー、インディー・フォーク、アンビエント・R&Bに至るまで、21世紀の膨大な音楽のDNAに書き込まれている。クランベリーズがクランベリーズであることができたのも、コクトー・ツインズが10年前にその美学を確立していたからだ。

スローダイブのネイル・ハルステッドはこう語る。「彼らのサウンドや声のスタイルを模倣したトラックはたくさん聴いてきたが、コクトー・ツインズの美しく構成されたコード進行、転調、メロディック・フックを含めているものは少ない。声、ギター、楽曲──それぞれが単独で巨大で深く独自のものだ。私たちのほとんどは、その表面をかすめているに過ぎない。」

クランベリーズの成功は疑いなく偉大だ。しかし音楽の文脈を問うなら、こう言えるかもしれない──クランベリーズはコクトー・ツインズが建てた家に住んだ。そしてその家の設計図は、今もあちこちで引き継がれている。

40年後も色褪せない美しさ

コクトー・ツインズの公式サイトにはこんな一文がある。「そのサウンドと録音のクオリティの時を超えた性質の証として、多くの新しいファンが彼らの物語が1979年に始まったことすら知らない。」

それは最大の賛辞だと思う。いつ作られたかを知らなくても、聴いた人間が「今の音楽だ」と感じてしまう音楽。コクトー・ツインズのアルバムは、40年以上経った今でもそういう音楽だ。

ロビン・ガスリーはかつてこう語った。「リズと一度でも録音できるなら、すぐにでもそうする。でも自分からそれを求めることはしない。もしかしたら化学反応はもう存在しないのかもしれない。でも少なくとも、世界最高の歌手と仕事をした」と。

高校時代の私はクランベリーズという「扉」を通してドリーム・ポップに出会った。でも大人になってラジオで耳にしたコクトー・ツインズは、その扉の向こうに広がる世界が、どれほど深く、美しく、古くて新しいものかを教えてくれた。

Chapter 1: When Being Right Starts Costing Your Peace

You can feel it in your body before you ever say a word. The message comes in, or the comment gets made, or someone asks the question in a way that makes it clear they already think they know the answer, and suddenly your chest tightens because you know you could prove your point. You could explain the whole thing. You could correct every detail. You could show them where they misunderstood you, and that is why the video message about why Jesus paid a tax He did not owe sits so close to the private place where many of us struggle, right beside the related reflection on choosing peace without losing yourself.

It may happen in a kitchen, after a long day, when someone you love says something unfair and you know exactly how to respond. It may happen at work, when a person questions your motives in a meeting and you feel the heat rise in your face because you know how much you have carried quietly. It may happen in a text thread, when you read the sentence three times and feel that familiar pull to defend yourself until there is nothing left misunderstood. Some fights do not begin because we hate people. They begin because something inside us is tired of being misread.

That is where this small moment in the life of Jesus begins to matter. In Matthew 17, the temple tax collectors come to Peter and ask whether Jesus pays the temple tax. On the surface, it sounds like a normal religious question. But questions are not always just questions. Sometimes a question carries suspicion inside it. Sometimes it is a test. Sometimes it is a way of saying, “Is your teacher really faithful? Does He really respect what we respect? Is He really doing what a righteous man should do?”

Peter answers yes, probably quickly. I understand that. There are moments when people put pressure on you, and you answer fast because you do not want the conversation to become bigger than it already is. You say the thing that keeps the room from getting tense. You try to protect the situation. You try to keep the question from turning into a public problem. Peter says yes, and then he goes into the house.

Before Peter can explain what happened, Jesus speaks first. That detail is easy to pass over, but it is tender and serious at the same time. Jesus already knows. He knows the question that was asked. He knows the pressure Peter felt. He knows the trap beneath the surface. He knows the whole room before Peter ever opens his mouth.

That comforts me because so much of life is lived under things other people do not fully see. People see your answer, but not the pressure behind it. They see your reaction, but not how long you have been tired. They see the one moment you finally speak, but not the hundred moments you stayed quiet. Jesus sees the part nobody else caught. He sees the words before the words. He sees the weight underneath the question.

Then Jesus asks Peter about kings and taxes. He asks whether kings collect taxes from their own sons or from others. Peter answers that they collect from others. Jesus says, “Then the sons are free.” He is making the point clearly. He is not obligated in the way they think He is. He is not merely another man standing outside the house of God. He is the Son. His relationship to the Father is different. His authority is different. His identity is different.

And that is where I would expect Jesus to stop. That is where most of us would stop. We would say, “Good. Now that we have established the truth, let them know.” We would want Peter to go back outside and explain it. We would want the collectors to understand. We would want the record corrected. We would want the room to know that Jesus did not owe what they were asking Him to pay.

But Jesus does something surprising. He tells Peter that, so they do not offend them, he should go to the sea, cast in a hook, take the first fish he catches, open its mouth, and find a coin. That coin will be enough to pay the tax for Jesus and Peter.

Jesus pays what He does not owe.

That sentence is simple, but it cuts deep. Jesus pays what He does not owe, not because He is confused about His identity, and not because the collectors are right. He pays it because He is free. He is so secure in who He is that He does not need to turn every challenge into a public fight. He can be right without needing to make the whole moment revolve around proving it.

I think that is hard for us because many of us are not really defending truth as much as we are defending pain. We say we want justice, and sometimes we do. We say we want clarity, and sometimes clarity is needed. But there are other moments when what we really want is for someone to finally admit they were wrong about us. We want the apology, the recognition, the corrected record, the last word. We want to feel like the invisible weight we carried has finally been seen.

I do not say that with judgment. I say it because I know that place is human. When you have been misunderstood long enough, even a small accusation can feel large. When you have done your best and still been questioned, a simple comment can land like disrespect. When you have been carrying responsibility nobody thanks you for, you may feel a quiet anger when someone acts like you have not done enough.

Jesus understands all of that human pressure, but He does not live controlled by it. He knows who He is before the question is asked. He knows who He is while Peter is answering. He knows who He is when the tax is paid. The payment does not shrink Him. The humility does not erase His Sonship. The choice for peace does not mean He surrendered the truth.

That is the part we need to learn slowly. Sometimes we think if we do not defend ourselves immediately, we have lost. We think if we do not correct every misunderstanding, the misunderstanding has power over us. We think if we let something go, we are weak. But Jesus shows a deeper freedom. A person can choose peace without becoming false. A person can let a small fight pass without losing their dignity. A person can pay a tax they do not owe without agreeing that they owed it.

There is a difference between peace and cowardice. Jesus was not afraid of confrontation. He confronted hypocrisy. He challenged religious pride. He spoke truth when truth needed to be spoken. He was not a passive man drifting through conflict to avoid discomfort. But because He was not afraid, He could also choose when not to make a battle bigger. He was not pushed around by fear, and He was not pushed around by ego either.

That is rare strength. Many people are controlled by fear, so they never speak. Others are controlled by pride, so they always speak. Jesus is controlled by neither. He speaks when love requires speech, and He stays quiet when love does not require a fight. He refuses to let the need to be seen as right become the master of the moment.

I wonder how many homes would feel lighter if we learned that. I wonder how many marriages would breathe again if one person stopped asking, “Can I win this?” and started asking, “Will winning heal this?” I wonder how many friendships would survive if we stopped turning every misunderstood sentence into a trial. I wonder how many people would sleep better if they stopped carrying imaginary courtroom arguments in their minds.

This does not mean you let people abuse you. It does not mean you stay silent when someone is being harmed. It does not mean you deny truth, bury pain, or call dysfunction peace. Jesus never calls us into fake peace. But He does invite us into freedom from the constant need to prove ourselves. That freedom begins when our identity is held by the Father, not by the outcome of every argument.

Maybe the first lesson of this story is not about taxes at all. Maybe it is about the soul that is finally secure enough to stop treating every challenge like a threat. Jesus knew He was the Son, so He could pay the tax without becoming smaller. And if we belong to God, maybe we can learn to walk into certain moments with that same quiet steadiness. We can tell the truth when truth is needed, and we can let go when the fight would only feed the part of us that still thinks peace depends on being understood by everyone.

Chapter 2: The Reply You Do Not Have to Send

There is a lonely kind of anger that shows up after everyone else has gone to bed. The house is quiet, the lights are low, and you are standing in the kitchen with your phone in your hand, reading the same message again. You know what you could say. You know the exact sentence that would make your point. You know the history they left out, the sacrifice they did not notice, the motive they questioned unfairly, and the way their words made you feel smaller than you are. So you start typing. Then you erase it. Then you type again.

That little glowing screen can become a courtroom. It can feel like the whole question of your worth is sitting inside one reply. If you answer strongly enough, maybe they will finally understand. If you explain carefully enough, maybe they will stop misreading you. If you put the right words in the right order, maybe you can recover the peace their comment stole from you. But that is the danger. Sometimes we are not trying to solve a problem. We are trying to make another person hand us back our identity.

That is why the temple tax moment is so quietly powerful. Jesus was questioned through Peter, and the question touched something deeper than a coin. It touched whether He belonged, whether He honored God, whether He stood in the right place before the religious expectations around Him. Jesus could have answered that question with force. He could have turned it into a public lesson on who He was. Instead, He made the truth clear to Peter and then chose a path that did not make the conflict larger.

There is something very intimate about that. Jesus does not need the collectors to understand everything before He can remain steady. He does not need their approval to know His relationship with the Father. He does not need the public record fixed in that moment. He is free in a way most of us are not. He can let the misunderstanding sit there without letting it climb inside Him and take the throne.

I think many of us lose peace not because the situation is truly enormous, but because it touches an old fear. Someone questions your work, and suddenly it feels like every time you were overlooked. Someone misunderstands your tone, and suddenly it feels like every time your heart was misread. Someone treats you as if you have not carried enough, and suddenly years of unseen effort rise in your chest. The moment may be small, but it has roots.

That is why we can overreact to things that seem ordinary from the outside. The comment at work, the family remark, the unanswered message, the sideways look, the small accusation, the tone in someone’s voice. It may not be the thing itself that sends us into defense. It may be the story the thing awakens inside us. It may touch the hidden place that says, “I am tired of proving I am good. I am tired of proving I care. I am tired of proving I belong.”

Jesus meets us there, not with shame, but with a different kind of strength. He shows us that identity has to be received from the Father before conflict begins, because if we wait until conflict comes to find out who we are, the wrong voices will start naming us. The tax collectors had a question. Jesus had an identity. The question did not get to become Lord over the identity.

That is where peace begins for us too. Not in pretending words do not hurt. Not in acting like unfairness is fine. Not in becoming silent because we are afraid. Peace begins when we can feel the sting of being misunderstood without handing that sting the authority to define us. We can say, “That hurt,” without letting the hurt become our master. We can say, “That was unfair,” without letting unfairness pull us into a version of ourselves we do not want to become.

There is a difference between responding and reacting. A response can come from truth, wisdom, love, and clear boundaries. A reaction usually comes from the part of us that feels threatened. A response can wait until morning. A reaction often demands to be sent at midnight. A response can tell the truth without trying to punish. A reaction wants the other person to feel what we felt.

Jesus did not react to the tax question. He responded. He taught Peter. He protected peace. He provided the coin. He moved with authority, but not with noise. That is a holy pattern for the moments when our own fingers hover over a message we may regret sending.

Imagine a brother and sister arguing about how to care for an aging parent. One has been doing most of the appointments, medicine lists, phone calls, and late-night worries. The other sends a message that sounds critical, as if everything being done is still not enough. The tired one wants to fire back with every date, every sacrifice, every hour spent in waiting rooms. Some truth may need to be spoken. A boundary may need to be drawn. Help may need to be requested plainly. But there is still a question worth asking before the reply goes out: “Am I trying to bring truth, or am I trying to make them feel guilty enough to finally see me?”

That question is not weakness. It is spiritual honesty. Sometimes the right conversation still needs to happen, but it needs to happen from a cleaner place. If I speak while my identity is bleeding, I may use truth like a weapon. If I wait with Jesus, pray, breathe, and remember that the Father sees what others have missed, I can still tell the truth without letting pain write every word.

This is not easy. Some misunderstandings should be corrected. Some patterns should be confronted. Some people need to hear a clear no. Jesus choosing to pay the temple tax does not mean we spend our whole lives absorbing harm to keep everyone comfortable. He did not build His life around avoiding tension. He simply knew the difference between a necessary confrontation and an unnecessary fight.

That difference is one of the hardest things to learn. Pride will call every fight necessary. Fear will call every confrontation dangerous. Wisdom learns to sit with Jesus long enough to ask, “What is love asking for here?” Sometimes love asks for truth spoken firmly. Sometimes love asks for silence. Sometimes love asks for distance. Sometimes love asks for a humble payment, a gentle answer, or the choice to let a small misunderstanding pass because the larger work matters more.

The strange beauty of Jesus paying the tax is that He does not let the collectors decide the size of the moment. They ask the question, but He remains Lord of His response. He does not become smaller by choosing restraint. He does not become false by choosing peace. He does not need to prove His freedom by refusing the payment. He is so free that He can pay it.

That is the kind of freedom many of us need. The freedom to not answer every accusation immediately. The freedom to not turn every dinner conversation into a defense of our worth. The freedom to not send the message while our pride is still hot. The freedom to tell the truth without needing to crush someone with it. The freedom to let God see what people missed.

So maybe tonight, the holiest thing you can do is not send the reply yet. Maybe it is to put the phone down, stand in the quiet kitchen, and ask Jesus what part of you feels threatened. Maybe it is to let the Father remind you who you are before you try to explain yourself to someone else. The message may still need to be answered tomorrow. The issue may still need to be addressed. But it does not have to be answered from panic. It does not have to be addressed from the old wound.

Jesus paid a tax He did not owe because He was not ruled by the need to prove Himself. And if we are learning His way, maybe we can begin there too, with one unsent reply, one quieter breath, one moment where we choose not to let misunderstanding become our master.

Chapter 3: The Peace That Does Not Need to Win

There is a tired kind of victory that does not feel like peace when it is over. You finally say the thing. You finally make the point. You finally prove that you were right and they were wrong. The room goes quiet, or the thread dies, or the other person backs away, and for a moment you feel the relief of having defended yourself. But later, when the house is quiet and there is nothing left to answer, you realize the argument took something from you. You won the point, but your spirit feels worn out.

That is the kind of moment where Jesus paying the temple tax becomes more than a strange little Bible detail. It becomes a mirror. He had the truth. He had the right. He had the authority. He had the better argument. He could have won the debate before it even began. But He chose a kind of peace that did not need to win in public to remain true in private.

That is not natural for most of us. We often feel that if we do not correct the story, the false version wins. If we do not defend ourselves, the accusation stands. If we do not explain, people may think the wrong thing. If we do not make our case, someone else’s misunderstanding becomes the final word. That fear can make us live in constant defense, always preparing our next answer, always trying to control how we are seen.

But Jesus was not controlled by that fear. He knew He was the Son before the tax collectors asked their question. He knew He was the Son after Peter answered. He knew He was the Son when the coin was found and the tax was paid. Nothing about His identity depended on whether the collectors understood the full truth in that moment.

There is deep rest in that if we are willing to receive it. We do not have to make every person understand us before we can be faithful. We do not have to correct every wrong impression before we can walk in peace. We do not have to turn every small challenge into a battle for our worth. Some things need to be addressed, but not everything needs to be fought at full strength.

Imagine a father standing in the hallway after a hard conversation with his child. The child has said something unfair. The father knows the child does not understand how much he works, how much he worries, how many sacrifices have been made quietly. He could unload all of that. He could make the child feel the full weight of his hurt. He could win the argument because adults usually can. But maybe love asks him to take a breath first. Maybe the better response is not to prove the child wrong in that moment, but to remain steady enough to guide them later.

That is not weakness. That is strength under control.

Jesus did not pay the tax because He lacked power. He paid it because His power did not need to announce itself every time it was questioned. That is one of the marks of real maturity. Immature strength has to be seen immediately. Mature strength can wait. Immature strength needs the room to know. Mature strength knows before the room does. Immature strength reacts to every challenge. Mature strength asks what love, wisdom, and obedience require.

This is where the story gets very personal. Many of us are exhausted because we keep spending energy on arguments that were never going to heal anything. We replay conversations in the shower. We answer imaginary accusations while driving. We rewrite old scenes in our minds, thinking of what we should have said. We carry courtrooms inside us where we are always trying to prove our innocence to people who may not even be listening.

Jesus invites us out of that courtroom.

He does not invite us into denial. He does not ask us to pretend injustice is fine or that words do not matter. He simply shows us a life so rooted in the Father that not every misunderstanding becomes an emergency. The Father’s voice is stronger than the collector’s question. The Son’s identity is deeper than the public issue. The mission is larger than the moment.

That is the lesson this story gives us. When you know who you are in God, you do not have to fight every battle as if your identity depends on it. You can speak when truth requires it. You can stay quiet when pride is the only thing asking for a speech. You can draw boundaries without hatred. You can let go without surrendering your soul. You can pay what you do not owe without becoming owned by the people who asked for it.

There is also something beautiful about the way Jesus provides the coin. He sends Peter to the sea. Not to a wealthy donor. Not to a public collection. Not to a dramatic display in front of the collectors. Just to the water, to a fish, to a coin hidden in a place nobody would expect. The provision is quiet, almost playful, and completely under His authority.

That is how Jesus often works. While we are busy trying to prove ourselves loudly, He may be preparing something quietly. While we are burning energy defending our position, He may be inviting us to trust His provision. The coin in the fish’s mouth reminds Peter that Jesus is not trapped by the system asking for payment. He can meet the demand without being ruled by it.

That matters for us too. You may be facing something that feels unfair. You may be asked to carry more than seems right. You may be misunderstood in a way that makes you want to fight. You may be standing in a moment where you technically have the right to make a scene. Before you do, sit with Jesus. Ask Him what kind of freedom He is offering you there.

Maybe He will tell you to speak clearly. Maybe He will tell you to confront what needs to be confronted. Maybe He will tell you to set a boundary and stop calling silence peace. But maybe, in some moments, He will tell you to let it go. Not because they are right. Not because your pain does not matter. Not because your work is unseen. But because He is teaching you that your peace does not have to be held hostage by the need to win.

That kind of peace is costly at first. It feels strange to the part of us that has survived by defending every inch. It can feel like losing, especially when the old self wants the final word. But over time, it becomes freedom. You begin to realize how much of your life was being spent in defense of things God already knew. You begin to feel the difference between truth that needs to be spoken and pride that wants to be fed. You begin to understand that being misunderstood is painful, but it is not always fatal.

Jesus paid the tax He did not owe because He was free. He was free from insecurity, free from public pressure, free from the need to turn every question into a showdown. He belonged to the Father so completely that He could choose peace without losing Himself.

That is the invitation in this small story. Not to become passive. Not to become silent where love requires courage. Not to let people use you, drain you, or harm you while you call it holiness. The invitation is deeper than that. It is to become so secure in God that you are no longer ruled by the need to prove yourself in every room.

There may be a message you do not need to send tonight. There may be an argument you do not need to win this week. There may be a misunderstanding you can trust God to hold while you keep walking faithfully. There may be a tax you do not owe that Jesus is asking you to pay, not because the demand is right, but because your peace is worth more than the fight.

And when you choose that kind of peace, you are not disappearing. You are not becoming weak. You are learning the quiet freedom of Christ. You are learning how to be right without becoming harsh, strong without becoming loud, humble without becoming false, and free without needing every person to recognize it.

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A frequency response spanning 32Hz to 23,000Hz, driven by a total of 280 watts of Class D amplification. For a portable speaker of this size, those are remarkable figures — the A5 reproduces the full range from deep bass to delicate highs without sacrifice.

My listening spans post-classical, ambient, environmental music, post-rock, ambient techno, and contemporary jazz. The more nuanced the music, the more a speaker's neutrality is put to the test. The Beosound A5 adds no coloration of its own — it simply delivers what is in the recording. The roar of post-rock, the weight of a techno low end, the overtones of a jazz cymbal: one speaker handles all of it without strain.

Its near-flat response across the full frequency range also means it works well as a monitor speaker when playing instruments. The USB-C port allows it to be connected directly to a PC as an audio output — a flexible option that is not dependent on wireless connectivity.

Bluetooth vs. Wi-Fi — Connection Method Makes a Real Difference

The Beosound A5 supports both Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, but the difference in audio quality between the two is substantial.

Bluetooth has inherently limited bandwidth. After accounting for protocol overhead, the effective throughput falls below 1Mbps — which is not even enough to carry an uncompressed CD-quality stream, which requires 1,411kbps at 16-bit/44.1kHz. This means Bluetooth audio always involves lossy compression. On iPhone, the only supported codecs are SBC and AAC at up to 256kbps — there is no support for LDAC (up to 990kbps) or aptX, which are available on Android and Sony devices. In other words, once you send audio from an iPhone over Bluetooth, the signal degrades to AAC 256kbps regardless of the quality of the source file.

Wi-Fi, by contrast, imposes almost no bandwidth constraints and can carry audio data intact. AirPlay 2 supports lossless transmission up to 24-bit/48kHz, meaning ALAC (Apple Lossless) files arrive without degradation. Chromecast built-in goes further, supporting up to 24-bit/96kHz — though at present, the iOS Apple Music app lacks a Cast button, limiting Chromecast use to Android or PC.

The gap between Wi-Fi and Bluetooth is not a matter of preference — it is a measurable difference backed by numbers. If you have lossless audio files, Wi-Fi is the only way to hear them as intended.

(A note for those using a Bluetooth speaker with an aux input: switch to the aux cable now. The cable may be inconvenient, but Bluetooth is simply inferior when it comes to audio quality.)

Why One Speaker Can Fill a Room

The Beosound A5 is a single, self-contained unit — yet it fills a room in a way that no conventional mono speaker does. The reason lies in the two full-range drivers mounted at the rear.

The front panel houses a woofer and a tweeter. Two 2-inch full-range drivers are positioned at the rear corners, projecting sound not only forward but backward and to the sides as well. Sound directed toward the rear reflects off walls and ceiling, dispersing throughout the room and reaching the listener as something that seems to emanate from the space itself rather than a single point. This is the principle behind what B&O calls Omni mode — 360-degree sound.

A conventional stereo system creates a precise stereo image between two speakers, with a defined sweet spot. That approach offers superior accuracy in sound staging — but the listening experience degrades sharply once you move outside that sweet spot. The Beosound A5's Omni mode prioritizes even dispersion over strict imaging, delivering a consistent and natural sound from any position in the room.

The B&O app allows switching between Omni mode and a front-directed mode called Front. For critical listening, Front mode sharpens the focus; for filling a room with music, Omni is the natural choice. I use Omni as my default. The experience of one speaker making a whole room sing is enough to make the absence of a separate stereo system feel beside the point.

Portable and Battery-Powered

One of the main reasons I chose this speaker is its freedom of placement. The solid oak handle makes it easy to carry from room to room. I bring it into the bedroom, run it on battery, and listen to music as I fall asleep — no cables, no outlet required.

The IP65 rating for dust and water resistance also means it can be taken outside without concern.

A Track to Bring to the Showroom

If you are considering a purchase, I strongly recommend visiting a Bang & Olufsen showroom to audition it in person.

The track I would bring: “Shadow Journal” by Max Richter. It is a recording that draws on the full frequency range — delicate string textures alongside deep, substantial bass. It is an ideal test of whether a speaker can handle the entire spectrum evenly and with authority. The Beosound A5 passes that test with ease.

Design and the Long Game

The Beosound A5 was designed in collaboration with GamFratesi, a Danish-Italian design studio. The rounded form and wooden handle carry forward the aesthetic language of B&O products from the 1960s.

I use the Oak model. The wood finish has the quality of fine furniture. The handle and cover are hand-finished in family-owned woodworking workshops in Denmark — each one individual, with its own grain. B&O holds the position that perfect uniformity looks artificial, and deliberately embraces the natural variation of the wood. The combination of a precision-milled aluminium frame and hand-finished oak gives the speaker the presence of something that belongs in a room, not merely sits in one.

The modular design means individual components can be replaced and software can be updated, extending the speaker's life rather than requiring a full replacement. That philosophy — investing in something well-made and keeping it — is reflected in the object itself.

Not something to replace, but something to keep. In that sense, the Beosound A5 has found a lasting place in my life with music.

On the afternoon of 20 October 2025, a teenager stood outside Kenwood High School in Baltimore County, Maryland, waiting for a lift home after football practice. He was holding a crumpled bag of Doritos. He had two hands and one finger out, he would later explain, the casual choreography of a kid eating crisps with friends. Somewhere in the building, an artificial intelligence system trained on live camera feeds looked at that shiny, folded packet and decided it was a firearm.

What happened next has become one of the defining parables of the algorithmic age. According to the account the student, Taki Allen, gave to reporters, officers made him get on his knees, put his hands behind his back and handcuffed him. Multiple police vehicles arrived rapidly. He thought, in his own words, that he might be about to die. The weapon, of course, did not exist. It had never existed. It was a snack.

Two months later, and roughly 800 miles south, the pattern repeated itself with an instrument rather than a gun. On 9 December 2025, an AI weapons detection system at Lawton Chiles Middle School in Seminole County, Florida, flagged a pupil carrying a clarinet. The child, dressed in camouflage and a tactical vest for a themed dress-up day, had been holding the instrument in the position of a shouldered rifle. The school went into a Code Red lockdown. The Washington Post and the technology outlet TechSpot both reported the episode, and it slotted neatly into a growing archive of incidents in which the machines tasked with keeping children safe have instead manufactured emergencies out of crisp packets, musical instruments and the ordinary objects of adolescent life.

These are not isolated glitches. They are the visible symptoms of a much larger and much stranger phenomenon: the rapid, largely unregulated installation of AI surveillance technology in schools across the United States, sold on a promise of safety that the available evidence does not appear to support. The question that hangs over the whole enterprise is not really whether the algorithms make mistakes. Every system makes mistakes. The question is what standard of proof, what transparency and what community consent ought to govern a technology whose primary documented effect, so far, is to point armed police at children, and disproportionately at Black children.

The market that fear built

To understand how clarinets and crisp packets ended up triggering armed responses, you have to follow the money, because the AI gun detection sector is a business before it is anything else, and it is a business in a hurry.

The market is expanding at a pace that would make most technology founders weep with envy. Industry analyses place the value of the AI gun detection sector somewhere above a billion dollars in 2024, with forecasts of several billion within a decade and compound annual growth rates in the double digits. A constellation of vendors competes for school contracts, among them ZeroEyes, Omnilert, Evolv Technology, Scylla, Actuate and others. ZeroEyes, the Pennsylvania company whose system flagged the Florida clarinet, raised more than 53 million dollars in a Series B funding round, with backing that included Intel Capital. Omnilert, whose technology was involved in the Baltimore Doritos incident, has said its system is deployed across hundreds of schools.

The product these companies sell is, at bottom, reassurance. They market themselves to a country traumatised by school shootings, a country where active shooter drills have become as routine as fire drills and where parents drop their children at the school gates carrying a low, persistent dread. Into that anxiety steps a salesperson with a slide deck and a promise: install our cameras, our scanners, our algorithms, and we will see the gun before the shooter does.

It is worth pausing on the texture of that pitch, because it is engineered with real psychological precision. The vendor is not, in the room, selling a probabilistic computer-vision model with documented limitations. The vendor is selling the feeling of having done something, the relief of an administrator who can tell anxious parents that the district has acted. School boards operate under enormous pressure to be seen responding to the threat of violence, and a visible piece of technology is a far easier thing to point to than the slow, diffuse work of mental-health support or community building. The procurement logic rewards the purchase of a tangible object over the funding of an intangible process, even when the evidence runs the other way. The salesperson understands this, and the slide deck is built around it.

It is a powerful pitch precisely because it speaks to a real and terrible problem. The horror of gun violence in American schools is not invented. The grief is not manufactured. But the solution being sold rests on an evidentiary foundation that, when examined closely, turns out to be alarmingly thin.

The evidence that is not there

In February 2026, the science publication Undark published an investigation into the AI weapons detection boom, and its central finding was deceptively simple. As more schools turn to these systems, the magazine reported, serious questions about their effectiveness and accuracy persist. Officials and researchers quoted in the piece pointed to the steady drip of false positives, the clarinets and the crisp packets, as evidence that the technology was being deployed faster than it was being validated.

The deeper problem is one of causation. There is little to no robust empirical evidence demonstrating that AI weapon detection systems have actually prevented a shooting in a real-world school setting. The technologies are, in the language of the researchers who study them, largely untested against the very outcome they are sold to prevent. A separate analysis published through The Conversation in late 2025 reached a similar conclusion, finding little evidence that high-technology systems meaningfully reduce the risk of school shootings. The systems generate alerts. They generate lockdowns. What they have not been shown to generate, in any rigorous way, is safety.

This evidentiary vacuum matters more than it might first appear, because the standard ordinarily applied to interventions aimed at children is exacting. A new medicine cannot be sold to schoolchildren on the strength of a manufacturer's say-so; it must survive controlled trials, independent review and the scrutiny of regulators who assume nothing. A new curriculum is expected to show measurable outcomes. Yet a surveillance technology capable of triggering an armed police response to a child has been waved through procurement processes on little more than a vendor's promise and a parent's fear. The mismatch between the gravity of the potential harm and the flimsiness of the proof required is the single most striking feature of the entire field.

The case that most starkly exposes the gap between marketing and reality unfolded outside Nashville. On 22 January 2025, a student opened fire in the cafeteria at Antioch High School, killing a classmate before taking his own life. The school had an Omnilert AI gun detection system installed and operating. It did not catch the gun. School officials explained afterwards that the shooter had been too far from the cameras for the system to get an accurate read, and that the technology depends on the weapon being visible to a camera, which a concealed firearm, by definition, often is not. A student injured in the shooting later sued Omnilert, alleging the company had marketed the system as capable of detecting firearms before a shot is fired while failing to adequately disclose limitations relating to camera placement, distance, angle, lighting and weapon visibility. Omnilert has said its system is intended to be one layer of a broader safety plan rather than a guarantee.

Here is the asymmetry at the heart of the technology. In Antioch, where there was a real gun and a real shooter, the system stayed silent. In Baltimore and Seminole County, where there was a crisp packet and a clarinet, it screamed. A technology that misses the actual threat while conjuring phantom ones is not a safety system in any meaningful sense. It is a generator of liability, anxiety and, as we shall see, danger.

It is worth being precise about why this asymmetry is not a temporary bug to be patched out with the next software update. Camera-based gun detection works by scanning a video feed for visual shapes that resemble a firearm, which means it is fundamentally blind to anything it cannot see. A pistol tucked into a waistband, a rifle inside a bag, a weapon drawn at an angle the camera cannot capture, a shooter standing too far from the nearest lens: all of these defeat the system, not because the algorithm is poorly trained, but because the physics of the problem do not cooperate. The same limitation explains the false positives. To be sensitive enough to catch a gun in the fraction of a second it is visible, the system has to be aggressive about flagging gun-shaped objects, and the world is full of gun-shaped objects that are not guns. The clarinet held like a rifle. The folded foil packet catching the light. A phone, an umbrella, a power tool. Turn the sensitivity down to reduce the false alarms and you increase the chance of missing the real thing. Turn it up to catch the real thing and you drown the school in false alarms. There is no setting that makes both problems disappear, which is precisely why the marketing language of near-certain detection deserves the scrutiny a regulator has already given it.

What the regulator already found

If all of this sounds like the speculation of critics, it is worth remembering that a federal regulator has already weighed in, and not gently.

In November 2024, the Federal Trade Commission took action against Evolv Technologies, one of the most prominent players in the AI weapons screening business, over allegations that the company had deceptively advertised what its systems could do. The FTC alleged that Evolv had made false or unsupported claims that its scanners could detect all weapons while ignoring harmless personal items, and that its use of artificial intelligence made its screening more accurate and reliable than traditional metal detectors. Samuel Levine, then director of the FTC's Bureau of Consumer Protection, framed the stakes plainly, stating that claims about technology, including artificial intelligence, need to be backed up, and that this is especially important when those claims involve the safety of children.

The proposed settlement order was striking in its specifics. It would prohibit Evolv from making a long list of misrepresentations about its products: their ability to detect weapons and ignore harmless items, their accuracy and false alarm rates compared with metal detectors, the speed of screening, the labour costs involved, and any material aspect of performance involving algorithms or artificial intelligence. Most tellingly of all, the settlement required Evolv to give certain K-12 school customers the option to cancel their contracts, which typically locked districts into multi-year commitments, for deals signed in a defined window between April 2022 and June 2023.

That contract cancellation clause is the part worth sitting with. Regulators do not generally hand customers an exit from a contract unless they believe those customers were sold something other than what they thought they were buying. The Evolv case also carried a grim real-world coda. The company had been connected to a 2022 incident in Utica, New York, where a student carried a knife past Evolv scanners and later used it to stab a classmate. The district there had reportedly spent millions on the equipment. The technology that was meant to catch the weapon did not.

The significance of the Evolv action extends well beyond a single company. It established, at the level of federal enforcement, that the safety claims wrapped around AI security products are not exempt from the ordinary rules against deceptive advertising, and that the involvement of children raises rather than lowers the bar. Civil-liberties organisations welcomed it on exactly those grounds. The Electronic Frontier Foundation, which has long argued that so-called AI weapon detection is often little more than a rebranded and oversold metal detector, treated the settlement as a vindication of the principle that vendors should not be permitted to convert public anxiety into contracts on the strength of claims they cannot support. Yet an enforcement action against one firm, after the fact, is a blunt instrument. It punishes a particular set of overstatements; it does not establish a general standard that every vendor must meet before a system is ever switched on in a school. The structural problem, in other words, remains.

Who pays for the algorithm's mistakes

Every classification system has an error rate, and the design question is always the same: who bears the cost of the errors? In the case of AI weapon detection in schools, the answer is not evenly distributed. It falls heaviest on the children least able to absorb it, and most often on Black children.

The American Civil Liberties Union made this argument forcefully in the wake of the Baltimore incident. Jay Stanley, a senior policy analyst with the ACLU's Speech, Privacy and Technology Project, wrote that the biggest scandal was not that the AI was imprecise, because all such systems are imprecise, but that the situation had been allowed to happen at all. He laid responsibility across a chain of human actors: the school that installed the system, the vendor that pushed it on perhaps technologically naive officials, the security staff who called the police, and the police themselves.

Crucially, Stanley situated the harm within the specific reality of race in America. For a young Black man to be swarmed by police with guns drawn, he argued, was a life-threatening situation given the history and present reality of racist policing in the country. This is the point that converts an abstract conversation about false positive rates into a question of physical safety. A false positive is not a neutral inconvenience when its resolution mechanism is an armed officer responding to a reported firearm. The teenager in Baltimore reportedly wondered whether he was going to die. The algorithm did not understand that. The algorithm did not understand anything. It simply produced a probability and handed the consequences to a child.

There is a compounding problem buried in the technology itself. Computer-vision systems have a long and well-documented record of performing unevenly across demographic groups, with error rates that can climb for darker-skinned faces and bodies, an artefact of training data that has historically over-represented lighter skin. A weapon detection system layers a second classification on top of that, the judgement about whether an object is a gun, but the two are not cleanly separable when the object is being held by a person whose presence the system is also parsing. The result is a plausible mechanism by which the burden of false positives could fall more heavily on Black students, not as a matter of malice but as a matter of statistics, and then be amplified by a policing response that the historical record shows is itself far from racially neutral. The harm does not require anyone to intend it. The architecture produces it.

Civil rights organisations in Maryland framed the episode in similar terms. The Randallstown branch of the NAACP and the group Associated Black Charities both demanded accountability, with figures from those organisations describing the incident not merely as a technological malfunction but as a failure of leadership and humanity, and warning that the situation could have ended in tragedy. Their concern was not hypothetical. The grim arithmetic of American policing means that when a system tells officers a young Black person is armed, the margin for the system to be wrong is measured in lives.

There is a further wrinkle that makes the Baltimore case especially instructive. According to accounts of the incident, the school's security department reviewed the AI alert and cancelled it after concluding there was no weapon. The principal, however, apparently unaware that the alert had been cancelled, reported the matter to the school resource officer, who summoned police. In other words, the human safeguard that vendors point to as the answer to algorithmic error, the person in the loop who is supposed to catch the machine's mistakes, existed and even functioned, and yet the armed response still happened. The failure was not purely a failure of the algorithm. It was a failure of the entire socio-technical system around it, the protocols, the communication, the institutional reflex to escalate. Omnilert, for its part, expressed regret over the incident while maintaining that its process had functioned as intended, a phrase that should give anyone pause. If handcuffing a child over a crisp packet is the process functioning as intended, the problem is the process.

The consent nobody asked for

Run alongside the weapon detection story a second, quieter one, and the governance gap becomes impossible to ignore. It concerns not just what the algorithms see but whether anyone agreed to be watched at all.

In 2025, reporting by State Scoop documented a case in the Plainedge Union Free School District on Long Island, New York, where an AI-enabled surveillance system had been installed in classrooms with what civil liberties advocates characterised as a striking absence of public disclosure. The system, from a company called XSponse, reportedly included features such as auto-locking doors and constant audio monitoring through in-classroom microphones, with AI voice-activation triggered by certain keywords. The district said the technology cost in the region of 250,000 dollars.

The New York Civil Liberties Union raised the alarm. According to the reporting, a fellow with the NYCLU said the district's own Board of Education had been unaware, as late as June, that the technology had been installed in classrooms, and that most of the community only learned of the system's existence in August, when the company hosted a demonstration for parents. The district's superintendent was reported to have suggested the system had been voted on by parents and the public, though the relevant votes appear to have approved general funding for school security upgrades rather than the specific surveillance deployment. A senior NYCLU figure noted that beyond the transparency failure, there was something alarming about a private company potentially profiting from the surveillance of children.

This is where the consent question becomes acute, and where children occupy a uniquely vulnerable position. Adults can, in principle, opt out of surveilled spaces. They can decline to enter a building, refuse a service, vote with their feet. Children compelled by law to attend school have no such option. They are a captive population, monitored by systems they did not choose, often without their parents fully understanding what has been installed or what it records. Constant audio monitoring of a classroom is not a metal detector at a door. It is an ambient, always-listening presence in a space where children are meant to learn, make mistakes, speak freely and grow up. The decision to introduce it, made quietly and without meaningful community deliberation, represents a profound shift in the relationship between the institution and the child, undertaken without anyone asking the child, or in some accounts even the school board, for permission.

There is also a longer shadow to consider, the question of where the data goes and what it teaches. An always-listening classroom does not merely respond to an emergency keyword; it normalises the idea that being a child in a public school means being recorded, parsed and retained by a private company. The lessons a generation absorbs from that arrangement are not on any curriculum, but they are lessons nonetheless: that surveillance is the price of safety, that privacy is something other people decide you do not need, that the watching is for your own good. Whatever one thinks of the security case, the civic case deserves a hearing, and in Plainedge it appears never to have had one before the microphones were switched on.

The political economy of the unprovable

Step back, and a pattern emerges that is less about technology than about incentives. The AI school security market is a near-perfect machine for converting fear into revenue, and several features of the market make it resistant to the ordinary discipline of evidence.

The first is that the product is sold against a catastrophe that is, mercifully, rare at any individual school. A given district may go decades without a shooting. This means a system can appear to work simply by virtue of nothing terrible happening, even though nothing terrible was likely to happen anyway. Vendors can point to a school that bought their product and did not subsequently experience a tragedy, and the absence of disaster becomes a marketing asset, even though it proves nothing about causation. You cannot easily run the counterfactual. You cannot know what would have happened without the cameras.

The second feature is that the false positives, the clarinets and the crisp packets, are quietly reframed as successes. When the Florida system flagged the clarinet, the district maintained that the safety system had worked as intended. When the Baltimore system flagged the Doritos, the vendor said the process had functioned as designed. By this logic, there is no possible outcome that counts as failure. A real gun missed is explained away by camera angles. A snack misidentified is recast as appropriate vigilance. A technology that cannot fail is a technology that cannot be evaluated, and a technology that cannot be evaluated is being sold on faith.

The third feature is the contract structure itself, the multi-year lock-ins that the FTC found significant enough to force Evolv to unwind for certain customers. Once a district has signed, the sunk cost and the institutional embarrassment of admitting a mistake create powerful pressure to keep paying, to keep defending the system, to keep describing each false alarm as the system doing its job. A superintendent who has spent a quarter of a million dollars of public money on a surveillance system has every incentive to insist it is working, and very little incentive to commission the independent evaluation that might show it is not.

And then there is the legislative dimension, where the fear economy occasionally tips into something closer to capture. In 2024, reporting in Kansas described a bill that would dangle state funding in front of school districts in a way that critics argued was tailored to favour a specific gun detection vendor, raising the spectre of public money being steered toward a particular company rather than toward whatever might actually be demonstrated to work. When the law itself starts picking winners in a market without robust evidence of efficacy, the line between safety policy and industrial policy disappears, and the taxpayer ends up subsidising a product whose central claim has never been independently tested.

Put these features together and you have a sector insulated at almost every level from the question that ought to matter most: does this actually keep children safer than the alternatives, including the alternative of spending the same money on counsellors, on mental-health support, on building the kinds of relationships in which a troubled young person is noticed and helped before they ever reach for a weapon? The research on violence prevention tends to favour exactly that unglamorous human work. It does not photograph well. It does not come with a slide deck. But it has something the cameras conspicuously lack, which is evidence.

What a responsible framework would demand

None of this means technology can have no role in school safety. It means that a technology installed on a safety promise, paid for with public money, and capable of summoning armed officers to a child, should have to clear a far higher bar than the one it currently faces. A responsible governance framework would rest on three pillars: proof, transparency and consent.

On proof, the standard should be straightforward and, frankly, overdue. Before a system is marketed to schools as preventing violence, vendors should have to demonstrate, through independent evaluation rather than in-house claims, both its accuracy and its real-world effect on the outcome it is sold to prevent. That means published false positive and false negative rates, tested across different lighting conditions, camera placements and, critically, across different skin tones and demographic groups, given the well-documented tendency of computer vision systems to perform unevenly across populations. It means that the burden of proof sits with the vendor making the safety claim, not with the bereaved family forced to litigate the limitations after the fact. The FTC's action against Evolv established the principle that safety claims about AI must be substantiated. A serious framework would make that principle a precondition of sale rather than a punishment after the harm.

On transparency, the Plainedge case is the cautionary tale. No surveillance system that monitors children should be installed without prior public disclosure, a clear public record of what the system does, what it records, where the data goes, who can access it, how long it is retained and which private company stands to profit. School boards should be required to deliberate on these deployments in open session, with the specifics on the table, not buried inside a general line item for security upgrades. A vendor demonstration held after the equipment is already installed is not disclosure; it is a fait accompli with a public-relations gloss. Communities cannot consent to what they have not been told exists.

On consent, the framework has to grapple honestly with the fact that children are a captive and uniquely vulnerable population. Genuine community consent means more than a vendor demonstration after the equipment is already bolted to the walls. It means meaningful consultation with parents, with students old enough to have a view, and with the communities, often communities of colour, who will disproportionately bear the consequences of the system's errors. It means a real mechanism for a community to say no, and to have that no respected. A population that cannot refuse cannot be said to have agreed.

Underpinning all three pillars is a question about the response protocol, which the Baltimore incident exposed so painfully. Even a perfectly accurate detection system would still be only as safe as the human chain it triggers. If the institutional reflex is to escalate every alert toward armed police before a human being has confirmed a genuine threat, then the technology is not reducing risk. It is creating a new vector for it, one that converts a misread crisp packet into a child on his knees in handcuffs. A responsible framework would insist that no automated alert results in an armed response until a trained human has visually confirmed an actual weapon, and would treat the failure to do so not as the process working as intended but as exactly the kind of failure the system was supposed to prevent. The lesson of Baltimore is not that the human in the loop is unnecessary. It is that the human in the loop must have the authority and the protocol to halt the machine, and that a system designed to escalate faster than a person can intervene has been designed to fail.

The thing the machine cannot see

There is a temptation, when writing about algorithmic harm, to treat the algorithm as the villain. It is the easy story, and it is the wrong one. The AI that looked at Taki Allen's bag of Doritos did not decide to handcuff a child. It produced a number, a probability, an alert. Everything that followed, the cancelled-then-re-escalated warning, the call to the resource officer, the officers arriving, the handcuffs, was a human choice layered on top of a machine's guess. The clarinet did not lock down a Florida middle school. People did, acting on what the system told them, inside a culture of fear that has made escalation feel like prudence.

That is precisely why the standard of proof, transparency and consent matters so much. The technology is not neutral, but neither is it autonomous. It is embedded in institutions, incentives and reflexes that determine whether its inevitable errors land softly or land on a child. Right now, those institutions are buying first and asking questions later, installing systems whose central safety promise remains unproven, and absorbing the false positives as the cost of doing business, except the cost is not being paid by the businesses. It is being paid by the teenager who wondered if he was going to die over a snack, and by every child who learns that the building meant to keep them safe is watching them through a lens that cannot tell a clarinet from a rifle.

The companies will say, accurately, that no system is perfect, that they are one layer among many, that the alternative is doing nothing in the face of real danger. But the choice was never between this technology and nothing. It is between spending scarce public money on tools that have not been shown to work, sold by an industry that profits from fear and reframes its own failures as features, and spending it on approaches with a stronger evidence base and a far lower risk of putting a gun in a child's face by mistake. Until vendors can prove their systems prevent the harm they invoke, until communities are told the truth about what is being installed in their children's classrooms, and until consent means something more than a sales demonstration, the honest description of these technologies is not that they keep children safe. It is that they make a promise the evidence cannot keep, and hand the bill to the children least able to afford it. Taki Allen paid part of that bill on a kerb outside his school, with a bag of crisps in his hand and his face on the ground. The least the rest of us can do is stop pretending the machine was doing its job.

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Tim Green UK-based Systems Theorist & Independent Technology Writer

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