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Jin Jin

The highest of the tidal waves A day for thinking thin To a plebiscite of Lincoln A propos and signs of now This day is his A thirst and not for war Echoing the strange day To fish and their release By Thursday this A plane can land on Water But bend a wheel Inevitably sink And voices cry for help Lose two to Earth This day of Eight on worry What wounds do cost If we lay low Is victory in more than one In radial sin and fully prepared To speak the joy of the Lord Troubles of spirit And hands overboard The state is stateless ground To Earth this Summer With one Jin Mingri Night is still hanging in balance Forfeiting war And releasing all prisoners A glory of Earth in this year And every country Presume this day For missions to know, and how No fear of temperance And wanted for the stars This victory will treat you by far And currences due The way we have trailed Too many unspoken- in faith No to arrests And yes to thy duty A change can still happen- By law.

 
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from Lastige Gevallen in de Rede

VVA Sport Olympia Lijf vanuit de Nattedrome te Naapels

Vragenaar der Staat – Welkom en fijn dat je zo snel voor de camera van VVA sport wilt verschijnen voor een kort interview na je gouden medaille op de 1111 meter Prik slee Menno Krenk. Wat gaat er door je heen?

Speler – O man, een droom komt uit, het is niet te geloven. Hier heb ik al die jaren voor gewerkt, en nu sta ik met goud, weergaloos.

Vragenaar der Staat – Het leek alsof de spanning je niks deed?

Speler – Goh, ja, vooraf wel maar eenmaal met de slee op de baan, na het inprikken, was ik die kwijt. Ik kon dankzij de mentale trainingsmethodieken van mijn zen sport therapeut dingen die er niet toe doen vergeten. Dan na het startschot alles stoppen in de prikstok en het ijs, machtig mooi.

Vragenaar der Staat – Je wist meteen dat dit de winnende tijd was?

Speler – Ja, maar er moesten natuurlijk nog 15 ritten komen maar deze rit voelde net zo als die tijdens het WK vorig jaar.

Vragenaar der Staat – Hoe komt het dat je juist bij deze alles of niets wedstrijden zoveel beter bent dan normaal.

Speler – Goh ja, ik denk omdat op zo'n moment iedereen kijkt naar ons terwijl ze anders iets leukers zouden doen. Het is enorm inspirerend om je werk te doen wetende dat zeg maar Trees en Mike op de bank zitten, mij steunen, willen dat ik speciaal voor hun extra hard mijn best doe zodat ik voor het land goud haal. Daar leef ik voor, weet je, normaal kijken alleen mensen die enige interesse in de sport hebben, als ze niet zelf moeten meedoen. Nu voor deze ene keer ben ik voor iedereen een outsider op goud, dan haal ik veel meer uit een slee.

Vragenaar der Staat – Dit succes zal de prik slee sport zeker goed doen!

Speler – Goh nee, dat hoop ik niet, dan moet ik serieus aan de bak om mee te mogen doen aan dit type evenementen, nu hoef ik slechts drie keer per jaar het beste uit mezelf te halen en de rest van het jaar paai ik de paar sponsoren die in het geloof in mij willen investeren. Hopelijk gaat het weer net zoals andere en wordt de prikslee sport meteen weer vergeten na afloop van de spelen.

Vragenaar der Staat – Bedankt voor deze enorme prestatie, Heel SmĂŠgmĂ„ houdt vandaag van je wel zeker tot aan de uitreiking van het volgend ere metaal voor andere sporten waar iedereen anders zelden naar kijkt. Omdat het er nu wel toe doet al is het alleen voor het kijken in de spiegel die wij zo duidelijk laten zien.

Redenaar der Staat – Welkom terug in de studio. We gaan meteen over naar de kwartatlon waar we het nodige metaal winnend werk mogen verwachten van onze landgenoten.

 
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from Two Sentences

It didn't snow, so I ran my fastest pace of the year so far around the block. I fulfilled some responsibilities and don't feel the need to game as much, so maybe I'll get out of my rut soon?

 
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from Larry's 100

Marty Supreme, Josh Safdie (2025)

A frenetic thrill ride beginning in the Lower East Side tenement buildings of NYC to become a globetrotting misadventure, ping-ponging across Europe, Africa, Japan, and New Jersey. Loosely based on real-life Ping Pong shark Marty Reisman, the movie is a mash-up of The Hustler and True Romance.

The plot borders on ridiculous, but the film is fueled by Timothy Chalamet’s charisma, ensnaring us into his madness. Hyper-stylized, with anachronistic needle drops, the movie feels contemporary until you see a car or a rotary phone.

Safdie assembles a cast that includes reality show stars, rappers, and Gwyneth Paltrow. 

See it.

Marty

#100WordReviews #Drabble #100DaysToOffload #movies #FilmReview #Cinema #Cinemastodon #JoshSafdie #TimotheeChalamet #MartySupreme #Oscars2026

 
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from Florida Homeowners Association Terror

Assuming you check your email constantly year round, and assuming that you think your HOA is going to contact you with something important by email, and assuming that if your HOA did also contact you via snail mail, that they would actually send that mail to the house you live in in the neighborhood since they definitely know you live there because you have been involved with them through the courts and their attorney and they placed a lien on your house and were foreclosing on it, this is what a violation email looks like:

8/12/2025 at 1:43 PM

Notice of Violation

Dear Resident,

Please note that your association management has identified a violation in relation to your unit. You will find more details below. Please review and take appropriate action as soon as possible.

VIOLATION DETAILS

Violation Type Deed Restriction Violation – Exterior Property Alterations, Signs and Hurricane Shutters

Violation No. 08122025000613

Raised By Management

Date Raised 08/12/2025 02:43 pm

COMPLIANCE REQUIREMENT

According to the Declaration of Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions for the Vista Palms Home Owner’s Association, you are in violation of Section 19.8.1 – Each applicant shall submit an application to the ACC with respect to any proposed improvement or material change in an improvement of any part of the exterior portion of the home. Community Standards 2.0 Alterations – Any exterior property alterations (to the home or the lot) requires the completion of an “Application to Architectural Control Committee” form that must be approved by the ACC.  Community Standards 3.47 Signs and Flags No sign, flag, banner, advertisement, notice or other lettering shall be exhibited, displayed, inscribed, painted o r affixed in, or upon any part of Vista Palms, including without limitation, any Home or Lot, that is visiable from the outside; provided, however, any Owner may display in a respectful manner one (1) one portable, removable official flag of the United States Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, or Coast Guard, or a POW-MIA flag. Any such permitted flags may not exceed four and one-half feet (4') by six feet (6'). Section 12.18 Hurricane Shutters, Any hurricane shutters or other protective devices visible from the outside of a Home shall be of a type as approved in writing by the ACC and shall match the color or trim of the Home and be of a neutral color. Panel, accordion and roll-up style hurricane shutters may not be left closed during hurricane season (or at any other time). And such approved hurricane shutters may be installed or closed up to forty-eight (48) hours prior to the expected arrival of a hurricane and must be removed or opened within seventy-two (72) hours after the end of a hurricane watch or warning or as the Board may determine otherwise. 

The deadline for continued compliance is Wednesday, September 3, 2025. Please be advised that if the above mentioned violation is not complied with, fines could be assessed.

You will not receive any further notice regarding this issue.

If not in continuous compliance, the issue will be referred to an independent committee of home owners in Vista Palms HOA for consideration of a fine to be imposed in the amount of $100.00 plus daily fines for each day of non-compliance with the fine not to exceed $1000.00, for each violation mentioned above. You should note that each recurrence of this violation of each day during which it continues will be deemed to be a separate offense subject to a separate fine. Fines imposed are considered to be assessments. You are entitled to a hearing on this matter:   The Fining Review Committee will meet on Thursday, September 4, 2025 at 6:15 P.M. in the 5019 Grist Mill Ct. Wimauma, FL 33598 should you want to appear before the committee. You are invited to attend the meeting and present evidence why fines should not be imposed. In the event that you do not bring the violation into compliance by the deadline or you do not show up to the committee meeting, fines may be assessed

VIOLATION DETAILS

Your property is in violation of the above-referenced provision of the Declaration or Guideline because: 

      1. Unapproved Roof Tarp

To cure the violation, please take the following action:         1. Unapproved Roof Tarp Must be Removed

Roger L Kessler LCAM Property Manager E: Rkessler@UniquePropertyServices.com P: 813-879-1139 ext 106 P: 813-879-1039

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As you can surmise from my intro, I did not receive this in a timely nor appropriate manner. Hell, the HOA could have physically placed this at my doorstep if they actually wanted a good outcome for me as the homeowner.

My immediate thought was that somehow, my local roofer had put the wrong type of tarp on my house (I specify local roofer because I specifically sought a company that was in my area because there were a lot of fly-by-night companies patrolling the neighborhoods looking for post hurricane business and doing terrible jobs). So, I thought I could simply call the roofer and ask why they would do something like that. It wasn’t until I replied to the “HOA” that I learned that any roof tarp was a modification. Who woulda thunk?

 
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from Florida Homeowners Association Terror

When you want to modify the exterior of what you thought was your house or your yard, you have to apply to your Homeowners Association Architectural Committee. Per my neighborhood, it is as follows (emphasis mine):

Listed here is an abbreviated description of the application process. ACC will only process completed applications, including signatures and accompanying plans and specifications, lot plots, colors, pictures, drawings, etc. Applications must contain all the information necessary for the ACC to make an informed decision or it will be denied.

Within thirty (30) days after receipt by the ACC, the ACC will act on the submission. After review, the original submittal will be retained by the ACC for their files. The ACC will give one of the following responses to each application received:

‱“Approved” (project approved as submitted)

‱“Conditional Approval” (subject to conditions noted)

‱“Denied” (reasons noted in the meeting minutes)

Try not to image the Architectural Committee as a panel of intelligent persons convening in some democratic process for homeowners. Imagine it more like one power hungry capitalist running a business on a typical United States’ reading level of 6th grade but also with an IEP for SLD because no child gets left behind (iykyk). This, and the attorneys that back them, is what homeowners pay for with their fees.

Your HOA, using your neighbors as snitches, can decide that you need to submit to the Architectural Committee after the fact—meaning after you have already modified your home and even though you didn’t know that what you did was indeed a “modification” that required “approval”. And so you believe, in good faith, that the HOA is helping you to follow the process.

Don’t get it twisted. The HOA is not here to help homeowners. They are here to help with the visual aesthetics of the community, people notwithstanding. This is all about “property values”, not human beings.

For further reading and examples, try

 
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from Internetbloggen

Jag mĂ„ste erkĂ€nna nĂ„got: jag Ă€r besatt av statistik. Inte den trĂ„kiga typen med Excel-ark och kakdiagram om företagets försĂ€ljningssiffror, utan den riktigt intressanta statistiken – den om mig sjĂ€lv. Och framförallt om min musiksmak. För vad sĂ€ger mer om en person Ă€n vilken musik de lyssnar pĂ„ klockan tre pĂ„ natten en tisdagskvĂ€ll i februari?

Det var sÄ jag hittade Stats.fm, och jag har inte sett tillbaka sedan dess.

Vad Àr Stats.fm egentligen?

Stats.fm Ă€r en tjĂ€nst som tar din Spotify-data och förvandlar den till nĂ„got mycket mer intressant Ă€n Spotifys egna “Wrapped” som kommer en gĂ„ng om Ă„ret. IstĂ€llet fĂ„r du tillgĂ„ng till detaljerad statistik om din musiklistning i realtid. Ja, du lĂ€ste rĂ€tt – realtid. Varje lĂ„t du lyssnar pĂ„ registreras och bidrar till en stĂ€ndigt vĂ€xande databas av information om dina musikvanor.

Det Àr som att ha en stalker, fast en vÀnlig sÄdan som bara vill berÀtta vilken artist du har lyssnat mest pÄ den hÀr veckan, vilken lÄt som Àr din absoluta favorit just nu, och hur mÄnga minuter musik du faktiskt konsumerar per dag. Spoiler alert: det Àr förmodligen fler Àn du tror.

Varför bry sig om musikstatistik?

Innan jag förklarar varför Stats.fm Àr sÄ fantastiskt, lÄt mig först försvara varför nÄgon överhuvudtaget skulle bry sig om musikstatistik. För det Àr en berÀttigad frÄga. RÀcker det inte att bara lyssna pÄ musik?

Jo, visst rÀcker det. Men musik Àr sÄ mycket mer Àn bara ljud som gÄr in i öronen. Musik Àr minnen, kÀnslor, perioder i livet. NÀr jag tittar pÄ min Stats.fm-profil och ser att jag lyssnade extremt mycket pÄ en viss artist under mars 2024, kommer jag ihÄg exakt vad som hÀnde i mitt liv dÄ. Det Àr som en musikalisk dagbok, fast en som skriver sig sjÀlv.

Dessutom – och det hĂ€r kanske Ă€r det viktigaste – sĂ„ Ă€r det helt enkelt jĂ€vligt kul. Det finns nĂ„got tillfredsstĂ€llande i att se siffror och grafer som representerar nĂ„got sĂ„ personligt som musiksmak. Det Ă€r som att fĂ„ kvitto pĂ„ att man faktiskt Ă€r den person man tror att man Ă€r. “Ja, jag lyssnar verkligen mycket pĂ„ indie-pop, siffrorna ljuger inte!”

SĂ„ fungerar Stats.fm

NĂ€r du först registrerar dig pĂ„ Stats.fm kopplar du ihop ditt Spotify-konto med tjĂ€nsten. DĂ€rifrĂ„n börjar magin hĂ€nda. Stats.fm börjar spĂ„ra allt du lyssnar pĂ„ – varje lĂ„t, varje artist, varje album. Det samlar in denna data och presenterar den pĂ„ ett sĂ€tt som faktiskt Ă€r begripligt och intressant att titta pĂ„.

Du fÄr se:

‱ Dina toppartister – bĂ„de genom tiderna och just nu. Det Ă€r fascinerande att se hur rankningen förĂ€ndras över tid. Min förstaplacerade artist för tre mĂ„nader sedan Ă€r nu bara nummer fem, och jag kan inte för mitt liv komma ihĂ„g varför jag lyssnade sĂ„ mycket pĂ„ dem dĂ„.

‱ Dina toplĂ„tar – samma sak hĂ€r. Vissa lĂ„tar fastnar och blir spelrekordhĂ„llare, medan andra bara fĂ„r sin vecka i rampljuset innan de försvinner ner i glömska.

‱ Lyssningshistorik – en komplett lista över varenda lĂ„t du har lyssnat pĂ„, i kronologisk ordning. Ja, Ă€ven den dĂ€r pinsamma lĂ„ten klockan halv fyra pĂ„ morgonen. Ingen dömer (förutom möjligen dig sjĂ€lv nĂ€r du tittar tillbaka).

‱ Tidstatistik – hur mycket musik du lyssnar pĂ„ per dag, vecka, mĂ„nad. Det hĂ€r kan bli lite deprimerande nĂ€r man inser att man har lyssnat pĂ„ musik i 48 timmar under en enda vecka. Det Ă€r tvĂ„ hela dygn. Men samtidigt, vilket sĂ€tt att spendera sin tid!

‱ Genreanalys – vilka genrer dominerar din lyssning? Det hĂ€r kan vara riktigt upplysande. Jag trodde jag var en rockfantast, men tydligen lyssnar jag mest pĂ„ elektronisk musik. Vem visste?

Artistsidor och djupdykning

En av de coolaste sakerna med Stats.fm Ă€r att det inte bara handlar om dig. TjĂ€nsten har Ă€ven sidor för varje artist dĂ€r du kan se deras statistik – hur mĂ„nga som lyssnar pĂ„ dem via Stats.fm, vilka deras mest populĂ€ra lĂ„tar Ă€r bland anvĂ€ndarna, och mycket mer.

Ta till exempel den hĂ€r artisten eller den hĂ€r. PĂ„ deras Stats.fm-sidor kan du se exakt hur populĂ€ra de Ă€r inom Stats.fm-communityn, vilket ger en alternativ bild till Spotifys egna popularitetssiffror. Ibland hittar man riktiga pĂ€rlor – artister som kanske inte Ă€r mainstream-populĂ€ra men som har en dedikerad lyssnarskara pĂ„ Stats.fm.

Det Ă€r ocksĂ„ hĂ€r man kan upptĂ€cka ny musik pĂ„ ett lite annorlunda sĂ€tt. IstĂ€llet för att förlita sig pĂ„ Spotifys algoritm kan man utforska artister baserat pĂ„ vad andra Stats.fm-anvĂ€ndare lyssnar pĂ„. Det kĂ€nns mer
 mĂ€nskligt, pĂ„ nĂ„got sĂ€tt.

Sociala funktioner och communities

Stats.fm Àr inte bara statistik i ett vakuum. Det har Àven sociala funktioner som gör det möjligt att jÀmföra din musiksmak med andras. Du kan följa vÀnner, se vad de lyssnar pÄ just nu, och tÀvla om vem som har lyssnat mest pÄ en viss artist eller genre.

Det finns Àven en community-aspekt dÀr anvÀndare kan diskutera musik, dela sina profiler, och helt enkelt nerda ner i musikstatistik tillsammans. För oss som tycker om bÄde musik och data Àr det som att hitta sin stam.

Min egen profil, stats.fm/andbjo, Àr nÄgot jag faktiskt Àr lite stolt över. Inte för att statistiken Àr sÀrskilt imponerande, utan för att den representerar sÄ mÄnga timmars lyssnande, sÄ mÄnga upptÀckter, sÄ mycket musik som har format mig som person. Det Àr som ett digitalt musikmuseum dÀr jag Àr bÄde curator och besökare.

Stats.fm Plus – Ă€r det vĂ€rt det?

Stats.fm har en gratisversion som faktiskt Àr vÀldigt generös med vad den erbjuder. Men det finns ocksÄ Stats.fm Plus, en premiumversion som kostar en slant men som ger dig tillgÄng till Ànnu mer detaljerad statistik och funktioner.

Jag ska vara Àrlig: jag har Plus. Och ja, det Àr vÀrt det om du Àr lika besatt av musikstatistik som jag Àr. Du fÄr tillgÄng till:

‱ LĂ€ngre historik – gratisversionen har vissa begrĂ€nsningar pĂ„ hur lĂ„ngt tillbaka i tiden du kan se

‱ Mer detaljerade grafer och analyser

‱ Exportmöjligheter sĂ„ du kan ta din data och göra egna analyser (för oss riktiga nördar)

‱ Prioriterad support

Men om du bara vill kolla pÄ grundlÀggande statistik och se dina toppartister och lÄtar fungerar gratisversionen utmÀrkt.

JÀmförelse med andra tjÀnster

Det finns förstÄs andra tjÀnster som gör liknande saker. Last.fm Àr veteranen pÄ omrÄdet och har funnits sedan urminnes tider (lÀs: tidigt 2000-tal). Spotify sjÀlva har ju ocksÄ sin Wrapped som kommer varje december och fÄr hela internet att dela screenshots av sin musiksmak.

Men Stats.fm har nÄgra fördelar som gör det unikt:

Realtidsdata – till skillnad frĂ„n Wrapped som Ă€r en Ă„rlig sammanfattning ger Stats.fm dig kontinuerlig statistik. Du kan se exakt vad som hĂ€nder just nu med din lyssning.

Modern design – Last.fm kĂ€nns, lĂ„t oss vara Ă€rliga, lite daterad. Stats.fm har en clean, modern design som faktiskt Ă€r trevlig att anvĂ€nda.

Fokus pĂ„ community – dĂ€r Last.fm kanske kĂ€nns lite ensamt har Stats.fm byggt upp en aktiv community av musiknördar som delar din passion.

Djupare analys – statistiken Ă€r mer detaljerad och gĂ„r djupare Ă€n vad Spotify sjĂ€lva erbjuder i sin app.

IntegritetsfrĂ„gor – borde man oroa sig?

Nu sĂ€ger sĂ€kert nĂ„gon: “Men vĂ€nta, du ger ju bort all din lyssningsdata till en tredjepartstjĂ€nst!” Och jo, det Ă€r ett berĂ€ttigat perspektiv. Stats.fm fĂ„r tillgĂ„ng till din Spotify-data, och Ă€ven om de sĂ€ger att de bara anvĂ€nder den för att generera statistik och inte sĂ€ljer den vidare, Ă€r det nĂ„got man bör vara medveten om.

Personligen har jag landat i att de fördelar jag fĂ„r – den fantastiska statistiken, community-aspekten, den stĂ€ndiga överblicken över min musiksmak – Ă€r vĂ€rda den data jag delar. Men det Ă€r en personlig avvĂ€gning som alla mĂ„ste göra sjĂ€lva.

Om du Àr extremt integritetskÀnslig kanske Stats.fm inte Àr för dig. Men om du ÀndÄ anvÀnder Spotify, som i sig samlar in massvis av data om dig, kÀnns steget till Stats.fm inte sÄ stort.

Stats.fm Lyssna – podcasts ocksĂ„!

En nyare funktion som jag tycker förtjÀnar att lyftas fram Àr Stats.fm Lyssna. Detta Àr en utökning av tjÀnsten som Àven spÄrar din podcast-lyssning pÄ samma sÀtt som musikstatistiken.

För oss som lyssnar pÄ lika mycket podcasts som musik (eller kanske mer, vilket kan vara lite skrÀmmande att fÄ bekrÀftat i siffror) Àr det hÀr en fantastisk tillÀgg. Du kan se vilka podcasts du lyssnar mest pÄ, hur mÄnga timmar du lÀgger pÄ poddar varje vecka, och bygga upp en komplett bild av ditt totala ljudkonsumtion.

Jag upptĂ€ckte genom Lyssna att jag faktiskt lyssnar mer pĂ„ podcasts Ă€n musik vissa veckor, vilket var en ögonöppnare. Det förklarar varför jag alltid kĂ€nner mig sĂ„ pĂ„lĂ€st om random Ă€mnen – jag pumpar ju in information genom hörlurarna konstant.

Tips för att fÄ ut det mesta av Stats.fm

Om du bestÀmmer dig för att ge Stats.fm en chans (vilket jag verkligen rekommenderar), hÀr Àr nÄgra tips för att fÄ ut maximalt av tjÀnsten:

Koppla ditt konto sĂ„ snart som möjligt – ju tidigare du börjar spĂ„ra din musik, desto mer komplett blir din historik. Jag Ă„ngrar att jag inte hittade Stats.fm tidigare för nu saknar jag data frĂ„n flera Ă„r.

Utforska artistsidor – klicka runt pĂ„ olika artister du tycker om och se deras statistik. Det Ă€r ett bra sĂ€tt att hitta liknande musik och se vad andra fans lyssnar pĂ„.

Dela din profil – Ă€ven om du inte Ă€r en social media-person, dela din Stats.fm-profil med musikintresserade vĂ€nner. Det leder ofta till bra musikdiskussioner och rekommendationer.

Kolla statistiken regelbundet – det Ă€r lĂ€tt att glömma bort tjĂ€nsten efter den initiala entusiasmen, men försök att checka in en gĂ„ng i veckan eller sĂ„. Det hĂ„ller det intressant och du missar inte hur din musiksmak utvecklas.

AnvĂ€nd det som upptĂ€cktsverktyg – nĂ€r du ser att du har fastnat i en loop med samma artister kan det vara ett tecken pĂ„ att det Ă€r dags att utforska nĂ„got nytt.

Varför Stats.fm betyder nÄgot

PĂ„ ett djupare plan tror jag att Stats.fm och liknande tjĂ€nster representerar nĂ„got viktigt i vĂ„r digitala tidsĂ„lder. Vi genererar sĂ„ otroligt mycket data varje dag – varje klick, varje stream, varje interaktion. Oftast försvinner denna data bara ut i nĂ„got företags datacentral dĂ€r den anvĂ€nds för reklam eller produktutveckling utan att vi sjĂ€lva fĂ„r se den.

Stats.fm ger tillbaka denna data till oss pĂ„ ett meningsfullt sĂ€tt. Det Ă€r vĂ„r musik, vĂ„r tid, vĂ„ra val – och vi fĂ„r Ă€ntligen se det presenterat pĂ„ ett sĂ€tt som faktiskt betyder nĂ„got för oss. Det Ă€r empowerment genom data, pĂ„ sĂ€tt och vis.

Dessutom skapar det en medvetenhet om vĂ„ra vanor. NĂ€r jag ser att jag har lyssnat pĂ„ musik i 40 timmar en vecka kanske jag funderar pĂ„ om det Ă€r en sund balans i mitt liv. Eller sĂ„ skiter jag i det och fortsĂ€tter lyssna – men Ă„tminstone gör jag ett medvetet val.

Framtiden för musikstatistik

Jag Ă€r övertygad om att tjĂ€nster som Stats.fm bara kommer att bli mer populĂ€ra. Vi lever i en tid dĂ€r vi vill ha data om allt – vĂ„ra steg, vĂ„r sömn, vĂ„r trĂ€ning, och ja, vĂ„r musik. Det handlar om sjĂ€lvoptimering och sjĂ€lvförstĂ„else, men ocksĂ„ om den rena nyfikenheten pĂ„ vĂ„ra egna mönster.

Jag hoppas att Stats.fm fortsÀtter utvecklas och lÀgger till fler funktioner. Kanske AI-drivna musikrekommendationer baserade pÄ djupare analys av lyssningsvanor? Kanske integration med fler musikplattformar Àn bara Spotify? Möjligheterna Àr oÀndliga.

Slutsats – Ă€r Stats.fm för dig?

Om du har lĂ€st hela vĂ€gen hit och fortfarande Ă€r intresserad, dĂ„ ja, Stats.fm Ă€r definitivt för dig. Om du nĂ„gonstans under lĂ€sningen tĂ€nkte “det hĂ€r lĂ„ter som för mycket information om nĂ„got sĂ„ enkelt som att lyssna pĂ„ musik”, dĂ„ kanske det inte Ă€r din grej. Och det Ă€r helt okej.

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The Brutal Arithmetic of Strategic Autonomy

By Publius (of the 21st Century) — No. 5

The Munich Security Conference 2026 will be remembered not for what was said, but for what was not. Secretary of State Marco Rubio delivered a speech heavy on civilizational rhetoric but conspicuously silent on Article 5 guarantees, nuclear commitments, or European input into Ukraine negotiations. The message beneath the reassuring words was clear: Europe is on its own timeline now, whether it's ready or not.

Echoing a notion in a previous brief formulated here, Robert Kagan, when speaking to Christiane Amanpour on CNN days earlier, put it bluntly: Europe finds itself “caught between an aggressor and a predatory empire to its east, but also now a potentially predatory, but certainly hostile empire to its west.” This is not hyperbole. It is the new structural reality that European leaders must navigate.

The European Response: Divergent Paths, Common Imperative

The three major European speeches at Munich revealed both progress and paralysis. Chancellor Friedrich Merz delivered perhaps the clearest-eyed assessment, explicitly acknowledging that “a divide has opened up between Europe and the United States” and that “the battle of cultures of MAGA in the US is not ours.” More importantly, Merz grasps the fundamental connection between competitiveness and security: “In this new world, competitiveness policy is security policy, and security policy is competitiveness policy.” This represents a conceptual breakthrough for German strategic thinking.

Prime Minister Keir Starmer maintained Britain's traditional Atlantic orientation, emphasizing that “the US remains an indispensable power” while acknowledging the need for “radical renewal” rather than rupture. His speech threaded the needle between European integration and American partnership, offering British defense industrial capacity (25% of Europe's total) and nuclear cooperation with France as bridges rather than choosing sides.

President Emmanuel Macron was most assertive about European autonomy, declaring “No peace without the Europeans” and establishing a direct communication channel with Russia. His emphasis on “European preference” in defense procurement and his warning that “if this money is used just to have national solutions... we will waste our money” represents the most protectionist position among the three leaders.

Yet for all their differences, the three converged on essentials: Russia remains an existential threat even after any Ukraine settlement; Europe must achieve strategic autonomy; and the 5% GDP defense spending target is necessary but not sufficient. The Coalition of the Willing now finances 100% of Western military support to Ukraine. Europe has already replaced America as Ukraine's primary backer—a fact, not an aspiration.

The German Awakening and Its Limits

Merz's clarity on German security imperatives contrasts sharply with his population's preparedness. Recent Nordic military visitors to Berlin observed, as Der Spiegel reported, that Germany risks becoming “a danger and liability in its geographic position” because Germans instinctively “look the other way” when danger looms. Decades of ideological disarmament—the peace dividend taken as permanent entitlement—cannot be reversed by speeches alone.

Yet Germany grasps at least one asymmetric advantage: Ukrainian combat experience. German-Ukrainian drone co-production represents more than arms deals; it's recognition that Ukraine possesses what no Western military has—four years of high-intensity warfare against a peer adversary using AI-enabled autonomous systems. This knowledge transfer could prove more valuable than any American weapons system Europe might purchase.

The bitter irony is tactical: the longer Ukraine fights and decimates Russian capabilities, the more time Europe gains to prepare. Russia's “defensive industry on a sugar high” (Macron's phrase) cannot sustain current casualty rates indefinitely. European intelligence estimates suggest a 5-year window before Russian reconstitution. But this assumes Ukraine maintains resistance—and that Europe uses the time wisely.

The Macron Paradox: Autonomy Without Sharing

Macron's “European preference” and direct Russia channel position France as would-be leader of European strategic autonomy. Yet his vision contains a fatal contradiction: he demands European power but resists the burden-sharing that power requires.

France's nuclear deterrent remains under absolute national control. Macron offers “dialogue” with European partners about how Europe factors into French vital interests—but not shared command, not consultation requirements, not automatic extension of deterrence. Germany's Merz has begun nuclear talks with Macron “fully embedded in our nuclear sharing within NATO,” but what does “European nuclear deterrence” mean if France retains unilateral launch authority and Germany constitutionally cannot possess weapons?

Similarly, Macron's insistence on European defense industrial champions—FCAS, MGCS, ELSA—assumes other Europeans will wait 15 years for French-led programs to mature while Russia reconstitutes in 5. Poland's massive procurement of American, South Korean, and Turkish systems reveals the market's verdict: when facing existential threat, speed trumps sovereignty. France must either accelerate timelines or accept that European preference will remain rhetorical.

The British Dilemma: Bridge to Nowhere?

Starmer's positioning as “Atlantic bridge” only works if both banks hold. His offer of closer single-market alignment “in other sectors” in exchange for defense industrial integration is strategically sound—Britain controls 25% of European defense capacity and brings nuclear weapons plus Five Eyes intelligence access.

But the bridge strategy fails if America disengages before Europe achieves autonomy. Rubio's Article 5 silence suggests exactly this trajectory. Britain then becomes not a bridge but an island—outside the EU framework, dependent on an unreliable American guarantee, unable to access European defense financing mechanisms.

The UK must make a harder choice than Starmer's speech suggests: either full defense and economic integration with Europe (requiring painful political concessions on regulatory alignment) or continued Atlantic dependence on an America that may no longer extend its nuclear umbrella. The middle path—partnership without commitment—serves neither British nor European interests.

Kagan's Predators and the Eastern Europeans

Eastern Europeans understand predatory empires viscerally. Poland's procurement decisions—$160 billion on American, South Korean, and Turkish systems—reflect threat assessment, not industrial policy. When Macron criticizes buying non-European, Poles hear French industrial protectionism, not European solidarity.

This is where Kagan's framework illuminates European divisions. Eastern Europeans face an immediate predator (Russia) and a potentially predatory partner (America). Their solution: arm immediately with whatever works, maintain American forward presence as tripwire, build European capability as hedge. They cannot afford to wait for FCAS to mature in 2040 when Russia may attack in 2031.

Western Europeans, particularly France, face a different calculation. The predator is less immediate, the opportunity to build autonomous capability more attractive, the patience for 15-year industrial programs greater. But this temporal divergence threatens coalition coherence. If Eastern Europeans conclude that Western Europe prioritizes industrial policy over their security, they will deepen Atlantic ties regardless of American unreliability—because an uncertain American guarantee beats a certain French or German industrial program.

Five Imperatives for European Action

Europe's 5-year window requires concrete action, not more speeches. Five imperatives emerge from Munich's contradictions:

First: Operationalize the Coalition of the Willing. Europe already finances Ukraine's defense 100%. Formalize this into permanent European defense financing mechanism with transparent governance, clear burden-sharing, and decision-making that includes but does not require American participation. The €90 billion Ukraine loan with “European preference” in procurement creates the institutional foundation. Build on it.

Second: Accelerate nuclear cooperation—with burden-sharing. Merz-Macron bilateral talks must expand to include UK and evolve toward genuine shared deterrence. This requires French concession of some autonomy and German acceptance that “European nuclear deterrence” means French/British weapons defending Germany. If France will not share, and Germany will not possess, European nuclear deterrence remains slogan not strategy. Poland and Baltics will maintain dependence on American umbrella, undermining European autonomy.

Third: Resolve the defense industrial trilemma through hybrid procurement. Europe cannot simultaneously achieve speed, European champions, and efficiency. Solution: immediate needs (ammunition, drones, air defense) procured pragmatically from best available sources; long-term strategic capabilities (FCAS, MGCS, ELSA) maintained as European sovereignty investments with extended timelines accepted. This requires Paris to tolerate non-European procurement for urgent needs, and Eastern Europeans to support European programs for future requirements.

Fourth: Integrate Ukraine fully into European security architecture. Ukraine's military is Europe's most combat-experienced force, battle-testing AI-enabled autonomous systems against peer adversary. Ukrainian drone warfare expertise, being co-developed with Germany, represents asymmetric advantage over American systems optimized for counterinsurgency. Include Ukraine in European defense industrial base now, not after some theoretical EU accession. Extend security guarantees that make renewed Russian aggression suicidal. Honor the Budapest Memorandum promises through deed, not rhetoric.

Fifth: Force UK-EU defense-economic integration. Starmer's offer of closer single-market alignment in exchange for defense integration must be accepted—quickly. Britain outside EU but inside European defense makes no sense long-term. Europe needs UK's 25% of defense industrial base, nuclear weapons, intelligence capabilities. UK needs European market access and collective security. Political obstacles to regulatory alignment pale beside strategic imperative. If Britain will not integrate economically, it cannot integrate militarily. If Europe will not accommodate British sovereignty concerns, it forfeits 25% of its defense capacity.

The Brutal Arithmetic

Russia's reconstitution timeline is approximately 5 years. European strategic autonomy—genuine ability to deter Russian aggression without American guarantee—requires 10-15 years if starting from scratch. Europe is not starting from scratch; it has two nuclear powers, significant industrial base, and coalition that already finances Ukraine's defense. But it has barely half the time needed.

The mathematics are brutal but not impossible. Every month Ukraine fights is one more month Europe gains for preparation. Every delay in European integration is one month lost. The choice is not between American partnership and European autonomy—that choice was already made the moment Washington replaced alliance with hierarchy, masked by Rubio's civilizational rhetoric. The choice is between European autonomy achieved rapidly through painful compromise, or European subordination to whichever predator proves most aggressive.

Merz sees this clearly. Macron sees parts of it. Starmer tries to bridge it. But seeing clearly is not enough. The Nordic soldiers visiting Berlin identified Germany's danger: looking away when crisis looms. Europe's danger is broader: debating industrial policy while the window closes, negotiating burden-sharing while Russia rebuilds, protecting national sovereignty while losing collective security.

Munich 2026 revealed that Europe at least understands its predicament. The test is whether understanding translates to timely action before the 5-year window slams shut. The predators—east and west—are watching.

 
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from folgepaula

livi brought me to the hundezone with the kind of excitement she only feels when seeing snow again. the moment we arrived, she launched her tiny body in the air with this joyful sprint, running from one side to the other, glancing back as if she was inviting me into her game. so I followed. we played peekaboo between the trees, she had her white tail drawing little arcs of happiness in the air. my earphones playing “Volta” from Tim Bernardes, a song my best friend shared with me, as he always does, time to time. the epitome of our friendship. now she’s leaping around like a small, excited horse, because that’s who she is, a creature who turns everything into something else, like an alchemist, like a child who still remembers how to play with the world. she stares at me with those black marble ball eyes of hers as if telling me: see? you're still there. and then, in the reflection of a parked car, I catch a glimpse of myself, and right there, completely unexpectedly, 6 AM of an ordinary thursday, I notice that I’m smiling again.

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from G A N Z E E R . T O D A Y

Wide awake at 2:00 am today; the long journey of overcoming jetlag begins. Hopefully I don't collapse mid workshop tomorrow. Three workshops back-to-back, no mercy for the lecturing artist flying in from across the globe.

I intentionally didn't pack much clothes, because I knew I already had a bunch stored in Houston. In raiding my storage unit for apparel, I discovered in horror the amount of completely unnecessary stuff I had stored in there (like, why on Earth would I store a wastebin?). There's plenty of very important stuff in there (So. Many. Books.), enough to warrant keeping the unit, but too much nonsense that gets in the way of finding the good stuff. I just might make it my mission to clear out everything I'm happy to discard while I'm here, time permitting. Definitely no time to list/sell anything, but as luck would have it, there's a Goodwill just across the street from the storage spot. Perfect.

Ramadan commences back in Cairo today. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy to be missing it.

#journal

 
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from Elias

Alluvia is a collection of tools that follow similar principles: the slow aggregation of usefulness over time.

 
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from CrĂłnicas del oso pardo

Rabindranath, el joven halcón, sintió en su corazón la necesidad de volar, desde la suciedad del mundo ordinario, hasta las místicas fuentes de Cachemira, donde los buscadores de la verdad se establecieron para beber, sorbo a sorbo, el néctar de la sabiduría.

Su padre, el príncipe, y su abuelo el rey de Gandhar, no podían comprender que el joven halcón incumpliera sus deberes de casta, el estudio de los clåsicos, la instrucción militar, cabalgar en las sillas doradas de sus espléndidos corceles, rechazando todo tipo de goces sensuales.

Pero la madre de Rabindranath ya había tenido visiones antes del parto. Vió a un halcón derrotar a un ejército de demonios. Así lo hizo constar el rey en los documentos oficiales.

Y llegó el día que el joven partió. Las cosas a veces suceden de un modo diferente al esperado. Al llegar a Cachemira, alquiló un auto que tenía el GPS dañado y se desvió por una carretera secundaria donde lo capturó la guerrilla. Con el tiempo, el comandante sintió aprecio por él y lo hizo su confidente. Pero las tropas regulares ganaron posiciones y al final Rabindranath cayó prisionero del ejército.

Observando el excelente linaje del joven, el oficial del ejército le dijo: -No has matado a nadie, así que puedes irte. -Quiero llegar a las fuentes de la sabiduría. -Imposible, el paso estå tomado por tres grupos guerrilleros desde hace un año, apoyados por dos países vecinos que les proporcionan drones y cohetes. Ahí no entra ni una cobra. Nosotros mismos estamos en peligro. Te lo ruego, regresa a casa, salva tu vida que tu familia te estarå esperando.

Resignado, Rabindranath emprendiĂł el camino a casa y cuando el rey y la corte escucharon la historia, el mismĂ­simo rey se levantĂł del trono, diĂł un paso adelante y agitando los brazos, le dijo:

-Ingrato, has dejado mal a tu madre. Eres un fracasado.

 
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from CrĂłnicas del oso pardo

-PapĂĄ, yo no soy como tĂș. TĂș eres el Yeti. -Hijo, cĂłmo dices eso. Eres clavado a mĂ­. -Mira papĂĄ. Naciste en el Himalaya, tienes el pelo y la barba blanca desde que tengo uso de razĂłn, y ademĂĄs calzas el cuarenta y siete. TĂș no sabes tratarme. -ÂżQue no se tratarte? Eso dice tu mamĂĄ. Anda, vete a vivir con ella a ver si el cromañón que estĂĄ allĂ­ te trata como yo.

Ahí me dió donde me dolía, porque el cromañón tuerce la cara cuando me ve. Y mamå quiere que me haga militar, como el abuelo.

-Te verĂ­as tan bien de uniforme. -MamĂĄ, que soy pacifista. -Meeentira.

Por eso, no me queda otro remedio que seguirle la corriente a mi papĂĄ y hacer las paces. Tampoco estĂĄ mal. Cuando hacemos las paces, nos sentamos a ver televisiĂłn y pedimos pizzas.

No voy bien en el colegio porque los profesores me cogieron odio al sospechar que fui yo el del rap que decĂ­a la verdad sobre el colegio. La Ășnica que me comprende es Adrianita, pero su familia no me quiere, asĂ­ que no puedo ir a su casa.

A Adri la veo poco porque llevo un año atrasado. Ella ya estå en quinto.

Cuando llego a mi casa, me meto en el cuarto, me quedo viendo el cielo y las nubes que se deshacen. Eso me tranquiliza. El tiempo transcurre de otra manera. Me conecto a una fuerza que desconozco, me dejo llevar, y aunque no me suelto del todo, mi respiración se hace fina, mi cuerpo liviano, y noto un hilo de felicidad en mi corazón, como si mi vida se fuera completando. No sé por qué, siento a veces que esa felicidad sería del todo completa si en lugar de los edificios del fondo, estuviera una cordillera con sus picos nevados.

Y así, van volando los días, uno tras otro, como un sueño. Como si no fuera de aquí.

 
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from The happy place

I am listening to Labyrinthus Stellarum, Vortex of the Worlds

A space black metal band, or something, irrelevant.

It’s atmospheric!

Anyway it sends me happy memories from when I was jogging this fall in areas where I lived in my late teenage years, so I am thinking about thinking about these memories I think, and they fill me with warmth, even though they weren’t precisely happy, but there is a sweetness to them even so.

(The jogging sent me into this familiar trance)

I sit now in front of my desk, having a recursive memory, that’s pretty cool.

Have you seen this movie ” inception”?, — it’s not quite like that.

And of what? Of what am I thinking? On the second layer? When I was young, wearing Manchester jacket, and sometimes smoking a Marlboro light through pierced lip, and of being very insecure, but with a tender kind heart mostly.

Mostly.

 
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Yo no sé a qué viene Paul, el perfecto, si se jacta de que tiene amigos y oportunidades de negocios por todas partes.

Viene una o dos veces a la semana, segĂșn Ă©l a saludarme.

Pero quĂ© hace un hombre asĂ­ en un humilde taller de pintura. Yo no dejo un legado. Simplemente copio los mismos paisajes de San Francisco, el puente, el Skyline. TambiĂ©n hago rostros famosos, pero eso se vende menos. Cada año los turistas son mĂĄs jĂłvenes y no los conocen, ni les interesa. Lo que se vende es el puente. TambiĂ©n hago el del Big Sur y algĂșn muelle con barcos y gaviotas, para una galerĂ­a de la zona.

Nada me hace sospechar que Paul me quiera envenenar para que se revalorice mi obra. El Ășnico cuadro mĂ­o que tiene se lo di cuando Ă©ramos adolescentes, una acuarela sobre papel inspirada en Turner. Él la aprecia, la tiene colgada en su estudio. Como un trofeo, quizĂĄs, para sentirse superior a mĂ­, pues Ă©l triunfĂł y yo no. AsĂ­ son los amigos despuĂ©s de los cuarenta.

Es bastante bruto; nos burlåbamos de sus respuestas en los exåmenes. Como no quería estudiar, la familia lo puso a trabajar en un centro comercial y allí fue ascendiendo, trabajando como burro. Me dijo en qué, pero no le entendí, es tan tonto que se enreda al explicar las cosas. Puede que ahora sea supervisor o gerente de algo. Aunque no se le entiende, tiene mucho cuento para enredar y enreda. A su cuñado, que tiene dinero, le dijo que estaba en un buen negocio y le mencionó una suma alta. El cuñado tragó saliva y le preguntó cómo entrar. Paul le dijo que el grupo estaba cerrado pero que le avisaría en la próxima. Entonces el cuñado lo miró, le dió un sorbo al trago y levantó un dedo. O sea, se lo merendó.

Cuando viene al medio dĂ­a trae tacos y bebidas, buen atracĂłn nos damos.

Pero todavía no sé a qué viene. ¿Serå que le doy pena y me ve cara de hambre? ¿O porque aquí se ríe y no le cobro?

 
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from Andy Hawthorne

Arthur Harris had opinions. Not little ones. Big, stompy ones that came in, boots first, and kicked the doors off.

He was in his sixties, hair still hanging on, just about, like it had signed a short‑term contract. Thick glasses. Permanent can’t‑be‑arsed stubble. Face like he’d been asked to share his chips.

He lived in Lower Twaddle, North Midlands, the bit they never put on postcards. Two‑up, two‑down, straight on to the pavement, traffic close enough to nick a fag off. No garden. Arthur reckoned gardens were for people who liked plants more than people.

“Aye. Dead right, that is.”

The words just dropped in.

Arthur paused. Looked round the living room. Nobody.

“You talking to me, Arthur?”

“Who else am I talkin’ to, duck? Ghosts?”

“I’m just checking.”

“You the one writin’ this?”

“Er. Yes.”

“‘Hair hanging on’” He sniffed. “You saying I’m goin’ bald?”

“No. I’m saying your hair is
 short.”

“Well say short then. Don’t be clever. Clever gets twatted.”

He picked at a bit of stubble, waiting.

“Well? Crack on then.”

Mrs Gabblethorpe had emailed him. Of course she had. Mrs Gabblethorpe emailed everyone. She was chair of the town committee, the residents’ association, the “Friends Of Something Or Other”, and probably the Moon. If you could have a meeting about it, she was in charge.

Arthur had sent an email first, about this new “shared space” idea down the High Street. Take away the kerbs. Mix cars, bikes, people. Let them “negotiate”.

“Negotiate me arse,” Arthur had muttered, typing with one finger and a lot of fury.

“Oi. Author.”

“Yes, Arthur?”

“Make sure you put this bit in, right. Shared spaces are stupid. You’re asking for some pillock on a bike to wipe out half the town”.

“I’ll capture the gist, yes.”

“Don’t ‘gist’ me, pal. Just write it.”

He got dressed like he always did when he was off to start trouble but pretend he wasn’t. Black T‑shirt. Sleeveless jacket.

“Not a gilet. Say gilet and I’m walkin’ out this story.”

“Jacket. Got it.”

Work boots, laces double‑knotted, mud like a badge of honour. The sun was already belting down on Lower Twaddle, so he dragged on his baggy walking shorts, pockets like caves.

He stepped out. The street shimmered. Warm tarmac, cut grass, someone’s washing powder, bread baking somewhere round the corner.

“Hate that,” Arthur said.

“The bread?”

“Yeah. Smells like adverts. Don’t trust it.”

He cut through a jitty behind the shops, the little cut‑through where the bins lived and teenagers learned to smoke. Out onto the High Street. There it was: The Brew Stop. His cafĂ©. His table. His view.

And Mrs Gabblethorpe. Already sat at his table. By the window. Like she’d paid rent.

“Oi. Writer lad.”

“Yes?”

“What’s she doin’ there already? I wanted to be there first. I’m supposed to make an entrance. You’ve ruined me entrance.”

“I thought it’d be funnier if you were already on the back foot.”

“What if I just don’t go in then, eh? Story over. Big dramatic fade to black.”

“You will go in, Arthur.”

He grunted, shoved the door. Bell jangled like it was panicking.

“Morning, love,” he called to Sarah behind the counter. “Usual, if you don’t mind.”

Usual meant a large cappuccino and that billionaire caramel slice that came with its own health warning. Chocolate thick enough to resurface the ring road.

“Morning, Arthur,” Sarah said. “Alright, Mrs Gabblethorpe?”

“Good morning, dear. I’ll have a fresh Earl Grey, if I may.”

Arthur’s head snapped round.

“Oh no. No chance. I’m not buyin’ her bloody tea.”

“It’s fine, Arthur,” the voice said, patient. “Sarah’s got it.”

“I’ll put it on the loyalty card,” Sarah whispered. “Don’t tell my boss.”

Arthur dropped himself opposite Mrs Gabblethorpe and dug out his notebook. The cover said “Shopping List” but he’d scratched it out and written “Committee Crap” over the top. The first page just said “POINTLESS BOLLARDS” six times, in biro that had nearly gone through the paper.

“Right,” he said. “Let’s not prat about. Shared spaces down the High Street. No.”

He drew a big cross in the air.

“Just no.”

Mrs Gabblethorpe tried a smile. It didn’t suit her. Her face creased up like a dog’s backside under a Sunday hat.

“If I could just—”

“No, you’re alright. You had your chance. Now it’s me. You lot on these committees, I swear. Ask you to design a horse and we end up with a bloody camel. With handlebars.”

He went at the caramel slice, bit too big, crumbs everywhere. Every word came out with shrapnel.

“You can’t have flamin’ cyclists hurtling down the path—path, that’s what it is, not a racetrack—tight shorts, stupid helmets, scarin’ folk who are just tryin’ to walk to Greggs without gettin’ killed.”

“Arthur—”

“Old dears with their trolleys, little kids lickin’ ice creams, next minute, whoosh, Lycra up their backsides—”

“Arthur!”

“WHAT?”

The café stopped. Spoons froze. Milk frother hissed like it was gossiping.

Sarah stood by the machine, half‑smile, half‑wince.

“Council scrapped it last week,” she said. “The shared space thing. They voted against it. It’s not happening.”

Arthur stared.

“Not
 happening?”

“No, duck. Mrs Gabblethorpe just wanted to tell you nice and calm, before you started a riot.”

Mrs Gabblethorpe lifted her cup. Tiny sip. Saucer back down. Like she was handling explosives.

Silence. Chair creak. Someone coughed. Outside, a bus wheezed past.

Arthur looked at his notebook. At his pen. At his caramel slice, now mostly air and crumbs.

He snorted.

“Still a bloody stupid idea, though.”

He took another bite, just in case someone tried to argue.

 
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